Mae Smith

@maehemm

🩷💛 Battenburg enthusiast 💛🩷 Addict, even 👩🏻‍💻 Design Systems at terrifying scale 🖤 Goth. Semi retired. 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans AF. Also tired AF.

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Mae Smith@maehemm· 17d

ACAB includes toilet police 🏳️‍⚧️

Mae Smith@maehemm· 18d

something to remind me and big chunky tick-offs for being good 😆

Mae Smith@maehemm· 18d

yours has a much better message than mine 🫣🤣

Mae's stupid Gothy fan. "Dead Inside But Still Horny" in pink text on a background of black skulls.

Mae Smith@maehemm· Dec 6

the high-pitched squeal you hear while watching formula e is not from the cars, it's the sound of all the children's souls trapped inside the trophy. It's colossallly, terrifyingly ugly.

The formula e drivers championship trophy. If you are brave enough to look directly at it, you'll see the no-longer-used Berlin track configuration on the front, but then your soul will trapped in one of the many blue layers at the back. Best look at it in a mirror, or even better - not at all.

Mae Smith@maehemm· Jun 10

Oh, this guy? Yeah, fuck him.