Gareth Foreman
@magicgareth
Mental Health professional & Magician (sometimes a combination of both), book reviewer and voracious reader, Buddhist, dog lover (esp springer spaniels), chef, saxophone player, allotmenteer, enjoy listening to LPs and smoking the odd cigar.
This beauty was landed on my neighbours allotment and trapped himself in fruit cage. I managed to set it free even though when I opened the door he didn’t seem that bothered so I managed to get the pic.
If anyone fancies seeing a world class magician for free, I’ll be performing here today. Come and say hello and I’ll try and fry your brain!!!
Hi all, due to a line up change I’ll be performing at this event. I’ve been given the OK to perform some of my more extreme material!
New magic effect arrived this morning, 10 minutes to learn, hours of practice to perfect 🥴🥴🥴
Morning, I’m on ‘The Lyre Of Orpheus’ by Robertson Davies. This was leant to me by a friend who thought I’d enjoy it and she wasn’t wrong!
Never miss an opportunity to post the pic of the time tRump shit himself playing golf.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Morning all I’m currently reading ‘Senor Viva and the Coca Lord’ by Louis de Bernieres.
Yours truly slumming it at Burgh Island Hotel. The art deco architecture and decor is magnificent.
Farage since becoming MP: Trips to Washington DC: 14. Surgeries held in Clacton: 0. Hopefully his name will be added to the list of bye election losses.
While Mrs F. was having dessert & never having eaten Ukrainian food before I asked the waitress to ‘surprise me’ with a something from the starters. She arrived with this ‘Shuba’ a layered dish of beetroot, pickled onion, potato, herring and sour cream topped with dill. It was fantastic!
Talking of crashing and burning - never miss an opportunity to post my favourite pic of Farage!
Since failing miserably to become a Reform MP everyone’s favourite knicker sniffing racist Rob Kenyon has been working (misprint) from home🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Maybe this should clear things up. Two different pictures taken at the same location just different viewpoints.
Morning all, Happy Monday. Im currently reading ‘The Sleep Room’ fascinating and disturbing. What are you all reading?
My grandad was in the RAF, he shot down the last Lufftwaffe plane. Unfortunately the co pilot survived
This cigar has been maturing in my humidor for about 15 years. Decided the time had come to smoke it and the flavours are beyond description!
Feels like ‘Penguin In Bondage’ weather. Possibly Zappa’s best line up of musicians who possessed god like talent!
Me at work on Saturday night providing magic for a 25th anniversary party in Halifax.
Can anyone (looking at you @nigella.bsky.social) enlighten me as to what Saliva Chicken is? And no ‘spit’ roast jokes I’ve already done that do death🤣🤣🤣🤣