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The Maine Millennial

@mainemillennial

She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald.com "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local mom. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.

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The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· 23d

Not now, mysterious Grand Canyon illness

Headline: "mysterious illness is sickening people who have gone whitewater rafting in the grand canyon"

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· 27d

Is this the guy from Pan's Labyrinth

A bulldog peering through a door cracke

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· 28d

9 months in/9 months out

A very preggo maine millennial smiling in a hospital bed with hands touching her stomach.

Maine Millennial, baby hidden behind a hat, and ice cream

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 12

This should be the headline for all my columns tbh

"more contrived bs from an ultra-feminist"

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 11

Someone left this at my door and like. Are the 3 exclamation points really necessary here

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 10

Sza is right and she should say it

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 10

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 10

My current favorite author is Thurston Clarke. I haven't actually gotten to READ "Honorable Exit" yet but it is the perfect size for being a booster seat and has made dinner time a lot easier

The lower half of a baby in a high chair sitting on a book

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 10

This was my sister's response to those headlines (about 8 hours before he quit)

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 9

these weights make me smile every time I lift them

Pink smiley cloud 5lb weights

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 7

Neighbors? Worried about affordable housing?

Miranda Priestly "groundbreaking"

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 7

Undoubtedly the best bus company

Concord coach lines

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 5

I don't know who annotated this copy of "Jesus and John Wayne" by @kkdumez.bsky.social but it's really enhancing my reading experience, thank you

Handwritten note on a page saying "what the fuck"

"bruh what"

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 4

Our family dog growing up (Jake) was half Oreo newfie

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jul 1

Local weather report

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 29

Log Cabin Republicans be like

Grima Wormtongue saying "Susan Collins has ever been our friend and ally"

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 28

All day everyday

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 27

Look at what's happening to our once-safe neighborhoods under Democrat rule in Maine #bobbycharles #saveus

Newspaper headline: an escaped peacock has been prowling Gray for more than a month

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 27

They tried

A giant poorly frosted rainbow cookie

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 25

Breastfeeding. So tender. So beautiful.

A tired and annoyed Maine Millennial being kicked in the throat by a baby's foot

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 24

Everyone wants to listen to storytime

A dog at the nursery door because she's not allowed inside and one dog on the cloud rug and a baby all listening to Mama read a board book

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 23

Hey guys back in 2020 I think I accidentally predicted Graham Platner on a monkeys paw or something

A tweet from Maine Millennial dated November 11, 2020 saying: "hot take: what the Democratic party needs to do is run more photogenic, tattooed, leftist ex-marines"

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 22

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 21

I'll be honest I'm not sure this artist has ever seen an actual lobster

An incorrectly proportioned pink and orange lobster with tiny little claws

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 21

Sensory playtime with the Nicholas Cage reversible sequin throw pillow

baby hands playing with a throw pillow that has Nic Cages face printed on it in sequins. A black and white American bulldog is also butting into the picture

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 21

Mood: my dad at the 2009 Portland Pride Parade

A confused redhead bearded man in a Hawaiian shirt opening a can of Altoids

The same confused man now holding 2 marriage equality signs

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 15

Listen I'm not anti-herb, I'm literally making myself ginger root tea right now because I'm nauseous. But this....what even

Now, she focuses in helping people manage chronic conditions naturally. In particular, May approaches Lyme disease with flower essences - which don't contain flowers themselves, but are supposed to use their energy to heal people - herbal remedies to support physical side effects and a third prong of "energy medicine"

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 13

It's not pride without a hideous but well meaning icing job at Hannaford

The words 'happy pride" are written on two dark sort of rainbow icing swirls that look suspiciously like penises

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 11

Bobby Charles: we have to crack down on crime in Maine The crime in Maine:

Maine marine patrol issues more than 50 summonses to striped bass anglers

The Maine Millennial@mainemillennial· Jun 10

Ethno-religious violence in Belfast?