Mark Malstrom (@malstrom) · DIRTY

Mark Malstrom

@malstrom

Wake me up when the DEFCON levels have changed. They/them.

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Mark Malstrom@malstrom· 9d

gm top chickens

A view from Williamsburg of the lower Manhattan skyline

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· 22d

Don't mind me

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· 24d

Happy caturday

A small black cat (Tommy, Thomas, Tummy, Mr. Tumnus) lying asleep on a bed with beige checkered sheets and a rust-orange comforter as shot from behind a laptop screen

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Jul 10

Meme: JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Jul 10

Welp, I guess that's it for me until I can figure out how to self host an entire Bluesky stack 🙃

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Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Jul 9

wint @dril: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Jun 26

i was going to apply but didn't know how to answer this question :/

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Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Jun 19

I should use Ultracode to reimplement the Bluesky stack in Swift

Cat newspaper meme

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· May 16

A version of the “utopian society” meme where everything is rusty

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· May 4

Don’t forget to put some marinade on your Claudemeal

Bottles of “Claude’s Original Marinades” in “BBQ Brisket” and “Fajita” flavors sitting on a grocery store shelf

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Apr 30

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Apr 30

👀

Remix-branded shipping containers being loaded onto a tanker at dawn/dusk; taken from the new cover image from the Remix Discord

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Apr 27

Working on something for the @remix.run, @vite.dev, and @cloudflare.social ecosystems I think is pretty cool and I'm pretty excited about 🤠

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Apr 11

Just… wow. images.nasa.gov

A view of the moon from deep space, the Earth just barely visible rising over the top of it

A closer-up view of the moon, the Earth barely visible rising over the top of it

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Mar 24

It’s kinda wonky on mobile

A screenshot of the Vite Plugin Registry in Mobile Safari, showing search at the top and some cards for each plugin in a list. The cards are bleeding off the right edge of the screen and obscuring some information.

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Mar 22

Okay, hear me out:

"use server";

import { query } from "@withsprinkles/server/functions";
import { setTimeout as sleep } from "node:timers/promises";

export const now = query.live(async function* () {
while (true) {
yield new Date();
await sleep(1000);
}
});

// =================================================================

"use client";

import type { LiveResource } from "@withsprinkles/server/functions";
import { use } from "react";

export function DateTicker(
{ resource }: { resource: LiveResource<Date> }
) {
const date = use(resource.live());
const time = date.toISOString();
return <time dateTime={time}>{time}</time>;
}

// =================================================================

import { DateTicker } from "./DateTicker.tsx";
import { now } from "./now.ts";

export async function Route() {
const liveDate = now();

// Automatically block the server-rendered response until the
// initial promise resolves
return <DateTicker resource={liveDate} />;
}

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Mar 13

Now you can install @vite.dev Plus using Homebrew! (until an official formula is created)

brew tap markmals/tap
brew install vite-plus

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Mar 9

Mhm. Yep.

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Feb 16

A real fucked-up arrow

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Feb 16

webcomic name "oh no"

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Feb 14

Screenshot from 30 Rock: Jack Donaghy standing in front of a chart showing how NBC is related to GE

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Feb 14

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Feb 9

Nobody better steal my idea for a Macbeth themed website

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Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Feb 5

I love the new @voidzero.dev logos

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Feb 4

Swedish meatballs. The food of my people.

A white stone plate sitting on faux-marble with fluffy mashed potatoes, dark brown gravy, and ice cream scoop-sized meatballs on top

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Feb 4

Spent some time working on a room booking prototype for the Austin Public Library tonight 🤠

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Home > Meeting Spaces > Shared Learning Rooms

Shared Learning Rooms

For smaller groups. Rooms can be booked up to 2 weeks and not less than 2 hours in advance. Book from 15 min up to 2 hrs maximum. View Booked Calendar

Location
All Available Locations

Date
02/03/2026

Duration
2hr

Number of People
___

☑️ Display/Screen
☑️ HDMI
☑️ Whiteboard

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1. Carver Branch 2.5 mi
1161 Angelina St.
1 Room Available

2. Cepeda Branch 2.9mi
651 N Pleasant Valley Rd.
2 Rooms Available

3. Central Library 3.5 mi

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Jan 31

Panang curry might be my favorite curry

A stainless steel pot of red-orange curry sauce with slices of chicken on a stovetop

A white bowl with white rice, red-orange curry sauce, slices of chicken, and chiffonaded Thai basil garnished on top

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Jan 19

Making Mexican food in San Diego, as the good Lord intended

Elotes, queso Oaxaca stuffed hatch chiles, grilled queso panela, salsa verde, onions and cilantro, corn and flour tortillas in a tortilla warmer

Homemade flour tortillas reheating on a comal

Migas, flour tortillas, crema Oaxaqueña, guasacaca, salsa verde, cotija cheese, avocados, and slices of limes

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Jan 13

And, there are some… questionable story choices for season 2 which I’m not necessarily looking forward to…

I know there had been some discussion about an ICE story? Will we see that this season?

Yes, we have some ICE agents show up, and how that affects people in the hospital. That's been a tricky one to try and get right without being heavy-handed and being fair to everyone on both sides of that conversation. What else do we do this year? Some fun stuff. The kind of things you would expect over the Fourth of July weekend.

Mark Malstrom@malstrom· Dec 27

Yes… Ha Ha Ha… YES!

> Sickos