Mary G Bird

@marebear333

I write monsters (smutty, funny, scary...any kind really), am a general smart-ass & misc creative type, and light fires when bored.

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Mary G Bird@marebear333· Jun 20

Our little town is doing a cruise where people bring their cars downtown and show off...one of my regulars brought this beauty and I might just be in love!

Prisitine, deep purple pearlescent, 1967 mustang sits invitingly in the sun.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· May 25

I have one of these, mine is a collection of short stories.

Front cover of pocketbook #91 a collection of short stories

rear cover of pocketbook #91 showing the 4 cent charge to send to a 'boy in the armed forces'

Inner page of pocketbook #91 showing that this is a wartime book.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· May 18

My handsome man doesn't care what I have (unless it's chicken which he just steals if given the slightest oppotunity) he waits patiently until he see me take a bute then he NEEDS some...lemon cake? Sure, as long as mom takes a bite to show him it's ok same w/ anything else lol But look at that face!

Tabby named 8-bit lays belly up with front paws curled in a display of cuteness so profound it hurts a little. Also he is very soft.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· May 18

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be?

A jar of trichome coated grape gas strain cannabis stares enticingly at the camera.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· May 14

Took a minor road trip yesterday. During the manadatory snack stop I faced the daunting challenge of selecting a sweet. A wall of brightly colored & over hyped candies stared at me, but to me the choice was obvious...gelatinous cube. I chose correctly ya'll... all hail gelatinous cube

Bright pink bag shows gummy cube candy with squishie gummy filling. Bag is labeled 'juicy drop gummy mystery cube'. Side note: flavor so strong i had to blink my way through the first one and did not know that was even a thing.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Apr 8

My boy wanted churros so we found a recipe and got to work. These pics are the finished batch (minus several that were tested along the way for quality) and the same plate 5 min later. Everyone here is ready for a mid-afternoon nap to sleep our snacks off.

blue plate full of homemade churros sits next to a whipped cream covered cup of hot chocolate on a brown speckled counter top

blue plate of homemade churros sits nearly empty on a brown speckled counter top

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Nov 25

After three days of wondering what this monster was doing we finally caught him. Folks meet Talker, he spent three days living under my bed sneaking out to use the litter box and snack. He is now an indoor grump who prefers cozy living to scrapping and pooping in the dirt. 6/6

A tan tabby (Talker) is curled up on a black comforter pretending he doesn't know I am taking his picture.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Nov 11

$21 after tax here in my legal state (29% washington apple indoor) amd we aren't even the cheap dispo here lmfao

Jar of Washingtpn Apple indoor strain marijuana nugs

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Nov 10

I missed the alt text so here is the same pic with it

Black kitty meows ferociously next to a ouija doormat

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Nov 4

We have two idiots, two demons, and one old man who snuck in last year when we had a snow storm and just never left. So, I guess that is at least semi-confirmation (also one of the demons is my profile pic just fyi). Here is a pic of 1 of my beautiful idiots (he has great resting bitch face), Bubs.

8-Bit a.k.a Bubs, a tabby cat looks over his shoulder to see what the damn human is up to this time.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Sep 24

Forgot to eat lunch and my edibles just kicked, so in a pretty good place. I hope you're all as pleasantly relaxed as I am. Have a cat pic...This is once again 8-bit, a.k.a. Bubs, and he is a very handsome young man.

Beautiful tabby cat snuggles his own feet while sleeping on a black background.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Sep 15

Discovered some wisdom hidden in the container for a thc/cbd bath bomb...I may just grab one of these for I yearn to be noodly (marinara optional, garlic bread mandatory).

A view of the inner top lid of a cardboard cylibder container reads, "Caution: You may feel like a noodle after using this bath bomb. Remind yourself you are only mataphorically noodly. Do not climb into a bowl of marinara."

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Aug 27

ok looking at my last few skeets and damn, time to take it down a lil bit so I don't get all arsony...my dad had one of these in white with three stripes, light purple on the two outer stripes deep purple on the center (stole the pic from an auction site)

This is a '79 International cabover...a white cabover semi sits in a snowy landscape with a blue fence behind it.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Aug 27

I desperately want to burn something to the ground. here's a cat dammit! This ebony beauty is my 11 yr old Jazzy, she may be the most introverted and evil cat I have ever met...I love her SOOOOOOOO much!!!!!

All black norwegian forest cat, Jazzy, reclines in her bed looking to the camera as if to say "what now human?"

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Aug 22

So I'm a few edibles and beverages into my day off here...I have that need to say shit I will regret when sobriety takes over. Anyway here's a pic of a cat because I can and nobody can stop me. Throwback to our Mayhem as a kitten.

Mayhem, a gray tabby kitten, lays belly up as though dead when in fact he is merely sleeping that deep sleep of the young we so yearn for as we age. A testament to youth he is also a major pain in the ass and we love him.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Aug 15

Hit 20k+ words in one of my current projects and was pleasantly surprised to see the story arc right where I wanted it. Sometimes the characters run amok, but these ones are cooperating nicely. Anyway have a cat pic because cat pic=good

throwback picture of baby Princess, a tortoiseshell kitten, and her brother Mayhem, a gray tabby kitten, getting caught playing in the bathtub.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Jul 20

So, I could chat about politics, but the world is a shit show & if you haven't figured that out I don't have the patience (or flash cards) to help you. Instead I'm popping in here to say I've been doing some writing, playing w/my hobbies, petting cats & living...never surrender! enjoy a cat pic!

Sweet, innocent looking tabby cat, 8-bit, lays out on the kitchen floor surrounded by the homegrown catnip freshly harvested for his enjoyment.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Jun 27

I find myself in a strange place lately...I keep creating things, but I am way less inclined to share. I hoard the things that bring me joy like a dragon on it's pile of gold. Oh well enough about my decent into madness here is a pic of cat becuz everyone needs that.

Jazzy, the all black cat, looks to the camera as she stands on a black comforter. She seems sweet and lovable, but in her old age she is becoming quite an evil bitch. This only makes us love her more

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Jun 2

So this other emplpyee has been boss' favorite since they got here, so of course i get to design a 2yr anniv sign. The whole thing is rough pencil and just a layout thing, but we're getting there.

Pencil sketches of our bestest employee, Woof, a red heeler. She is surrounded by fireworks made of tennis balls and doggie biscuits. A banner above her head reads '2 years' and two rockets sit below her.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· May 11

Awwww shit y'all we got a new tattoo shop right across the street from my dispo...now I gotta plan some ink (I'm excited!!!) No cats at work so have foliage

A vibrant green Gary Payton Cookies clone under a grow light shows off her deep green leaves.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· May 6

May & I'm enjoying my year (not the outside world the one I'm making at home for myself)...no pressure just making things, learning things, & doing it on my schedule. I can't tell if I'm driving myself mad with all the new things or just living my best life, but either way I'm all in. Have a cat!

8-Bit, also known as Bubs, the tabby lounges on a black comforter as he looks to the camera with perfect yellow green eyes and an expression that says he is dangerously close to being done with my shit.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Apr 7

Spring is definitely here at work and the girls are looking damn good!

Top down view of a cannabis clone (Gary Payton Cookies). Vibrant, green, healthy and happy!

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Feb 21

When I lie in bed, cross-faded and warm in winter, and watching cat videos online I think to myself....this, this is what my caveman ancestors wanted for their progeny, they would be so proud. Anywho, have el gato (my bed, NOT my cat...well wasn't my cat, but hey times change right?)

Talker, a tabby, sits with his back to the camera on a black comforter...that is my bed, but not my cat.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Feb 19

Been thinking a lot lately & decided to take the year fof me. I'm going to make stuff because it makes me happy. I'm going to continue working locally to be one of the helpers where I can. I'm not going to stress word count, queries, or submission windows. Anyway here's a cat...

Mayhem, our gray long hair tabby, sleeps belly up exposing much floof. This is a trap, or course, the floof is soft and those who know this learned by bloodshed.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Feb 2

Sometimes I just want to dismantle the world brick by brick...anyway here is a cat

8-bit, our very photogenic tabby, sleeps curled up in a ball of adorable cat

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Jan 23

Looks like my sweet gentleman 8-bit...he loves fresh laundry lol

8-bit, an american short hair tabby, snuggles on a warm american flag print towel and a pair of blye jeans. He is currently rated best snuggler in the house.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Dec 19

Generally the kind where i go on a kitty hunt to pet every one of my fluffy minions!! Muahahaha...seriously though, I would cry. But I share my babies oh kitty-less ones! Behold!

Princess Mow Mow, a deceptively sweet appearing tortoiseshell cat stares innocently into the camera. This is an act, do not be fooled.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Dec 15

I'm having a very similar day, but I got a cat pic? That might help...

8-bit, a tan tabby, gazes handsomely at the camera as he lays on a black comforter with his widdle paws pulled up to be as cute as frigging possible.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Dec 4

Decided to do a thing, fear of failure has me full of anxiety...but fear of succeeding might actually be worse. I don't particularly like being an adult. Anyway here's a pic of my fav doggo Woof

Woof, a red heeler pitbull lab mix, sleeps tye sleep of the righteous on her blankie and couch.

Mary G Bird@marebear333· Nov 28

Welp,I've been up about an hour and already a herd of furry beasties have demanded treats and I've been mooned by my neighbor's toddler must be a holiday. Here's a cat becuz I love the hell outta this beastie and I'm thankful for her everyday