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maggie@margaretsky· 11d

10/10 game no notes

Screenshot from Trails in the Sky First Chapter. A tertiary character named Jil is putting on a play with gender swapped roles for the princess and the knights competing for her heart. Jil says:
“We must break free from sexism! Liberation from gender roles!”

maggie@margaretsky· Jun 24

Some would say I'm well-versed in Ideation after being unemployed for months

A Snapshot of Maggie's recommended jobs. The third listing is an Ideation Manager (no not that kind) for Playfly Sports

maggie@margaretsky· Jun 21

Fleabag season 2 (2019)

Jeopardy IG post for Father’s Day featuring a hot priest

maggie@margaretsky· Jun 20

No thoughts only leggies

maggie@margaretsky· Jun 18

We outside

maggie@margaretsky· Jun 4

A new crush has entered the chat

maggie@margaretsky· Jun 3

Bruh they put the gay hockey song in Fortnite

Fortnite now has Wolf Parade’s “I’ll Believe in Anything” in it. I don’t know what this means. Like, it’s not a skin players can use. I don’t even think the game has a soundtrack. Subpop what is you doing?

maggie@margaretsky· Jun 2

5.5 KM 55 LAYUPS 55 FREE THROWS 55 BLOCKS 55 KILLS 55 ACES

Maggie’s workout for today.

Volleyball
760CAL
Basketball
348CAL
Outdoor Run
5.01KM
Today

maggie@margaretsky· May 29

There’s a bomb in my car

Geese, the animal, hanging around Central Park

maggie@margaretsky· May 29

Wemby vs Brunson

The two finalists of the scripps spelling bee. Shrey is towering over Ishaan

maggie@margaretsky· May 29

“Baby shoes never worn” eat your heart out

Audio message from a friend that has been transcribed. It reads:

Yeah, so I'm very slow moving this morning because I have been trying to wake up at six so that I can be out the door like by like nine but I didn't do that now it's 930 and I still am unwashed in my pajamas and I feel like I should be making the most of my free days cause I might have a job soon and I'm really gonna miss not being employed but like I said I was like oh go to Central Park and I'm just like oh my God, there's a huge fucking spider on my ceiling. Jesus OK so I'II deal with that. Oh my God it's so. Oh, OK. I think it's a l think it's a daddy long legs. It has like 1,000,000 mile long legs. I don't know how he got in here but he's not gonna leave. I'm so sorry my voice memo is so rambling anyway yeah originally I was gonna go to Manhattan and then I I'm like I don't feel like it so I'm trying to decide what to do cause it's so nice outside. Anyway, also, I was looking at Ginger's Instagram because I think it was you that told me about them having a shut down. I'm gonna suck them up the vacuum cleaner corry the vacuum cleaner is directly below the spider

maggie@margaretsky· May 27

New favorite hobby just dropped

A silver cybertruck with the NJ license plate Y12 VBC

Total unpaid parking tickets for the silver cybertruck. They gave 36 parking tickets totaling $2786.12

A blue cybertruck with the NY license plate MBR 9543

Total parking violations for the blue cybertruck: 6, totaling $500

maggie@margaretsky· May 26

Manhattan tonite

Simpsons meme where the surrogate for apu down by the shore holds up the m-320 firework. It reads:
Celebrate your city’s first Finals appearance in 27 years by blowing up a small part of it

maggie@margaretsky· May 23

she's back so you're saying i still have a shot

IG post announcing Anneli Maley has been signed to a development contract with the NY Liberty

maggie@margaretsky· May 20

can we stop with this?

Oklahoman op ed that was taken down. It reads:

Like thunder, Israel is an underdog that has become hated Opinion
Story by Eitan Reshef, Guest columnist • 11h

Thread from courtsideheatnba. It reads:

Max Kellerman on the Cavaliers trading for James Harden to help them win a ring:
"Bringing in James Harden to win a championship is like electing Donald Trump to fix your country."

maggie@margaretsky· May 14

They don’t even pay rent

Maggie’s two cats Vegas and Reno hanging out on the couch without a care in the world

maggie@margaretsky· May 12

Dude’s so bad he owes the NBA money

Screenshot of the Miami Heat’s 2026-2027 salary cap hit. At the bottom is Vladislav Golden is making $-11

maggie@margaretsky· May 12

Screenshot of Pitchfork's review of the new Chris Brown album. The lede reads:
Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.

Meme from community of Britta's "I can excuse racism...". It has been altered to read:
I can excuse domestic violence, but I draw the line at soulless, uninspired R&B

maggie@margaretsky· May 10

Goodbye my sweet Aussie queen enjoy Phoenix

Anneli Marley’s game day fit for the Phoenix Mercury’s season opener

maggie@margaretsky· May 10

Me walking into the lesbian bar and talking about the W

Box containing a tool for finding hidden beams behind drywall so you can hang heavy objects. The box says Stud Finder

maggie@margaretsky· May 9

Hang this in the Louvre

Mitchell Robinson dunking all over Joel Embiid

maggie@margaretsky· May 8

My friend: you should canvass sometime with me now that you have time! My friend’s IG story:

Apartment door to the condo from hell. Since the resident is a New Yorker and likely doesn’t have a car, the door serves as the final resting place for bumper stickers that should be affixed to a Ford F150. There are too many to list out individually, but some highlights include:

The first line of the constitution with a handgun obscuring the text after We the People, a sign that says “No Trespassing. We’re tired of hiding the bodies”, let’s go Brandon stickers, God Bless ICE, and one of those Spencer gifts posters that has 1950s pop art of a guy with a poker hand and a vulgar caption that reads “Bluffing. A pair of Balls beats everything”

maggie@margaretsky· May 6

Was quickly deleted from threads but looks like Maley is waived, which hopefully means she can get a development contract with the Liberty if she clears waivers

From NYLiberty community on Reddit
nyliberty:
8 min
Threads
The New York Liberty have waived (G) Derin Erdoğan,
(F) Alex Fowler and (F) Anneli Maley, the team announced today.

ROSTER UPDATE

maggie@margaretsky· May 6

As a form of shit talking, one of my situationships loves to knock the Knicks and send me highlights from the Warriors heyday

IG message from said situationship. It’s a reel about Klay Thompsons 60 point game where he took 11 dribbles.

I respond: Doesn’t matter fumbled Megan Thee Stallion

maggie@margaretsky· May 5

Me vs who

Same bar, same wallpaper as the replied post. From a full page spread in what I can assume is a magazine from the 80s featuring bowling players from two different genders. It reads: “Men vs. Women”

maggie@margaretsky· May 5

Anne Hathaway in an OG anunoby jersey with laser eyes

maggie@margaretsky· May 4

Me and who

Wallpaper of a dive bar. It’s a 1960s style magazine ad for guns with an aviator clad Orange County Republican dude helping a Janet Reno looking motherfucker aim a pistol. It’s captioned “Housewife’s her title. Colts her sport”

maggie@margaretsky· May 2

Loafin’ in da bread box

Maggie is in the process of folding laundry. On her bed are two removable drawers - one filled with t-shirts, the other has been claimed by Maggie’s cat Vegas who is using it as a bed

maggie@margaretsky· May 1

I was studying abroad in Japan at the time and watching this during the early morning hours on a shitty illegal stream but couldn’t turn away because it was the biggest playoff beat down I’ve ever seen in my life - until tonight

Game 4 of the 2009 western conference first round between the Melo led nuggets and the CP3 led New Orleans Hornets. Final score 121-63

maggie@margaretsky· Apr 30

Anne Hathaway hasn’t been able to be at the garden all series, and OG is making it his personal mission to make sure there is no Game 7