Marianne med K

@marianne

🌟 Mom of Two | Chaos Coordinator & Caffeine Addict | Central Denmark 🌟 Sharing the messy, magical, and caffeinated journey of raising tiny humans. 💕 #MomLife #Momsky

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Marianne med K@marianne· 1d

This just in... our timeline is fucked! Grab a helmet, buckle in, I'll see you on the other side! 😅

Marianne med K@marianne· 1d

I've got another one and this one is kinda good! 😂

Marianne med K@marianne· 1d

At this point, Trump could slap a MAGA label on salmonberry spaghetti, call it “patriotic food for real Americans,” double the price, and some of his poorest supporters would proudly eat it while blaming someone else for the indigestion. 🇺🇸🍝

Satirical product image of a canned meal called “MAGA Silly Stupid Salmonberry Flavored Spaghetti.” The red, white and blue label says “Making America Gravy Again,” “For the Poor!” and “Big on Flavor, Low on Facts.” It shows reddish spaghetti with salmon and berries, plus a cartoon bald eagle wearing a MAGA cap.

Marianne med K@marianne· 1d

It’s easy to support freedom when it protects people you agree with. The real test is whether you still support it when it protects people you don’t. Because every power we hand to the state to use against “them” can eventually be used against us too. 💙 #momsky #voteblue #teamblue #sheshed #usa

Illustration in blue and warm pastel colours, split into two mirrored scenes. In both, a large figure labelled “Government” controls a smaller person like a puppet using strings. On the left, the person is labelled “Others”; on the right, the person is labelled “You”. Beside each scene is the same checklist: “Spy, Censor, Detain, Control”. A surveillance camera appears on the left, while plants, flowers, a butterfly and a small blue bird soften the otherwise serious image. Across the top it reads: “Whatever you allow the government to do to others, it will eventually do to you."

Marianne med K@marianne· 5d

#taco #trump #momsky

Marianne med K@marianne· 16d

Ohh nevermind, he's fine! 😅

Marianne med K@marianne· 16d

How's Mitch doing?

Marianne med K@marianne· 16d

I just paid off my home loan in my Local Life game! #LocalLifeGame https://locallife.skyen.live

Local Life status card for Marianne Med K, dated 2035-01-27. Milestone: I just paid off my home loan in my Local Life game! Needs: Hunger 47/100, Energy 71/100, Hygiene 85/100, Social 87/100, Fun 65/100, Comfort 58/100, Health 100/100. Attributes: Reasoning 100/100, Creativity 60/100, Social confidence 100/100, Discipline 100/100, Fitness 100/100, Dexterity 100/100, Resilience 76/100. Work: Weekend Bartender — Fri, Sat, €17.00/hour; Senior Editor — Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, €33.00/hour. Money: Wallet: €8,398.70, Savings: €0.00, Home loan: €0.00. Home: Owned home · sleep quality 1.3. Education: 1 education programmes completed.

Marianne med K@marianne· 19d

Creativity just reached 50 in my Local Life game. #LocalLifeGame https://locallife.skyen.live

Local Life status card for Marianne Med K, dated 2034-01-18. Milestone: Creativity just reached 50 in my Local Life game. Needs: Hunger 68/100, Energy 29/100, Hygiene 71/100, Social 46/100, Fun 42/100, Comfort 97/100, Health 100/100. Attributes: Reasoning 100/100, Creativity 50/100, Social confidence 100/100, Discipline 100/100, Fitness 100/100, Dexterity 100/100, Resilience 71/100. Work: Weekend Bartender — Fri, Sat, €17.00/hour; Senior Editor — Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, €33.00/hour. Money: Wallet: €13,860.92, Savings: €130,000.00, Home loan: €186,115.63. Home: Owned home · sleep quality 1.3. Education: 1 education programmes completed.

Marianne med K@marianne· 19d

I just got a new job as Senior Editor in my Local Life game. It is full-time, working Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, earning €33.00 per hour. #LocalLifeGame https://locallife.skyen.live

Local Life status card for Marianne Med K, dated 2033-07-05. Milestone: I just got a new job as Senior Editor in my Local Life game. It is full-time, working Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, earning €33.00 per hour. Needs: Hunger 82/100, Energy 91/100, Hygiene 88/100, Social 80/100, Fun 89/100, Comfort 50/100, Health 100/100. Attributes: Reasoning 100/100, Creativity 42/100, Social confidence 100/100, Discipline 100/100, Fitness 100/100, Dexterity 100/100, Resilience 69/100. Work: Weekend Bartender — Fri, Sat, €17.00/hour; Senior Editor — Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, €33.00/hour. Money: Wallet: €24,229.59, Savings: €100,878.29, Home loan: €190,982.54. Home: Owned home · sleep quality 1.3. Education: 1 education programmes completed.

Marianne med K@marianne· 20d

Discipline just reached 100 in my Local Life game. #LocalLifeGame https://locallife.skyen.live

Local Life status card for Marianne Med K, dated 2031-11-27. Milestone: Discipline just reached 100 in my Local Life game. Needs: Hunger 26/100, Energy 49/100, Hygiene 82/100, Social 90/100, Fun 70/100, Comfort 56/100, Health 100/100. Attributes: Reasoning 100/100, Creativity 42/100, Social confidence 100/100, Discipline 100/100, Fitness 100/100, Dexterity 100/100, Resilience 64/100. Work: Weekend Bartender — Fri, Sat, €17.00/hour; Editorial Assistant — Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, €19.00/hour. Money: Wallet: €34,204.74, Savings: €20,589.88, Home loan: €209,228.19. Home: Owned home · sleep quality 1.3. Education: 1 education programmes completed.

Marianne med K@marianne· 20d

Here is how Marianne's life is going in Local Life right now. #LocalLifeGame https://locallife.skyen.live

Local Life status card for Marianne Med K, dated 2031-08-16. Milestone: Here is how Marianne's life is going in Local Life right now. Needs: Hunger 29/100, Energy 55/100, Hygiene 69/100, Social 88/100, Fun 59/100, Comfort 57/100, Health 100/100. Attributes: Reasoning 100/100, Creativity 42/100, Social confidence 100/100, Discipline 98/100, Fitness 100/100, Dexterity 100/100, Resilience 63/100. Work: Weekend Bartender — Fri, Sat, €17.00/hour; Editorial Assistant — Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, €19.00/hour. Money: Wallet: €26,955.93, Savings: €20,512.86, Home loan: €211,471.21. Home: Owned home · sleep quality 1.3. Education: 1 education programmes completed.

Marianne med K@marianne· 22d

I got all 3, can you? 😁

Retro-style illustration of a busy 1960s American diner. A waitress in a pink uniform pours coffee for a man seated at a chrome counter, surrounded by red stools, a jukebox, framed pictures, pastries, condiments and vintage kitchen equipment. An ashtray with several cigarette butts sits on a table in the lower-left corner. Text above asks: “Something is wrong in this 1960s diner. Can you spot it?”

Marianne med K@marianne· Jun 21

While much of social media is focused on the appearance of the researchers, the real story deserves the attention. A Spanish research team has reported a promising breakthrough against pancreatic cancer in mice, one of the deadliest and hardest to treat forms of cancer. 🧬

Marianne med K@marianne· Jun 20

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I was going to repaint my house, but apparently peeling paint is an investment now." — Satisfied Collector

Marianne med K@marianne· Jun 18

Renames the Department of Defence to Department of War.. Names hisself Secretary of War... Fights one war.... Looses........ Good job Pete, absolutely terrific work! 😅 #resist #teamblue #democracy #scotus #sheshed #momsky #pinks

Marianne med K@marianne· Jun 13

Another test with autoposting from https://id.skyen.live/scheduler < should be a link now. however notthisone.com also #hello #testing #bluesky #atproto #developer #indiedev

Marianne med K@marianne· Jun 13

Testing autoposting from https://id.skyen.live/scheduler there should be a link, no emojis though. :) :D <3 test æ ø å

danish woman with long brown hair, fairly smiling, green nature in the background

Marianne med K@marianne· Jun 11

Remember tin can phones? Same energy. 📬 Get a email address that gets you. you@stringmail.me No algorithms. No ads. Just mail. Register w/o CC → skyen.live #momsky #genx #stringmail #webmail

Two tin cans connected by a piece of string — the classic childhood telephone — on a warm beige background. Between them, the text stringmail.me in a casual handwritten-style font, with .me in blue, and a small blue envelope icon with motion lines underneath, as if the mail is actually moving through the wire.

Marianne med K@marianne· Jun 1

#momsky You know its true!

Marianne med K@marianne· May 29

That's a nice handwarmer! Bet you can't guess what happens next! 😱 #trump #palantir #peterthiel #joerogan #jesus #ai anyone know the creator, please leave a link to his social media, I can't find it 😭

Marianne med K@marianne· Mar 16

The Kingdom of Denmark would love to send a Sirius Dog Sled, but the only one we have is currently rescuing penquins in Greenland and transporting them back to the southpole! 😂

The Sirius Dog Sled Patrol (Danish: Slædepatruljen Sirius), known informally as Siriuspatruljen (the Sirius Patrol) and formerly known as North-East Greenland Sledge Patrol and Resolute Dog Sled Patrol,[1] is an elite Danish naval unit. It conducts long-range reconnaissance patrolling, and enforces Danish sovereignty in the Arctic wilderness of northern and eastern Greenland, an area that includes the Northeast Greenland National Park, which is the largest national park in the world.[2] Patrolling is usually done in pairs and using dog sleds with about a dozen dogs, sometimes for four months and often without additional human contact.

The Sirius Dog Sled Patrol has the ability to engage militarily, and has done so historically. Its purpose is to maintain Danish sovereignty and police its area of responsibility.[3] The physical and psychological demands for acceptance into the unit are exceptional. source : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius_Dog_Sled_Patrol

Marianne med K@marianne· Mar 10

Yeah, just gonna leave this here.!

Marianne med K@marianne· Feb 28

Marianne med K@marianne· Feb 27

When a U.S. Senator asks if you remember your oath to the Constitution, and you cant give a simple yes or no, that says more than any speech ever could. Public service is not loyalty to a person. It’s loyalty to the Constitution. Accountability shouldn’t be this hard. #fcc #politics #trump #voteblue

Marianne med K@marianne· Feb 11

How are Trump and everyone else in the Epstein files not in jail by now..

Social media post screenshot showing a photo of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump at what appears to be a social event, with a tweet overlay from Senator Ruben Gallego discussing political investigations and leadership accountability.

Marianne med K@marianne· Jan 28

This is NOT about COVID. If you have COVID, don’t stay home, don’t wear a mask. But if you want to protest? Please stay home. This message was brought to you by the mask-wearing government enforcers, a.k.a. Proud Boys, the same ones who mocked masks and brought lots of guns to demonstrations!

Marianne med K@marianne· Jan 28

Funny how people scream “law and order” while forgetting whose laws and whose land. When the foundation is stolen, the moral high ground collapses real fast. 🤷‍♀️ #NoOneIsIllegal #StolenLand #AbolishICE #FuckICE #Trump #Greenland