Marinaisgo

@marinaisgo

(They/them) I taught Trumpka how to tweet and now I'm here. Offer only. No auditions. Portland, OR. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🇺🇸🍉 Blog: Business:

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Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· 4d

Is my business doing poorly? Yes. Am I super depressed about it? Also yes. Am I still more successful than Rene pinche liar ass Gonzalez? ALSO YES!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

A screen cap of an Oregonian article stating that Rene Gonzalez is being sued by his bank for $600k for defaulting on a A$1.1 million dollar loan

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Jul 21

Question for the ages.

A handwritten note that says therapy is in one hour. get it together?

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Jul 19

Sports 2.

A comic about the World Cup finals that has a picture of Messi in a fucked up blond wig with Messi bitch who lives for drama written next to them.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Jul 19

Sports.

A hand drawn and hand written comic about the final game of the World Cup. First, me saying I hate both teams, as a Mexican, and then complaining about the poncho shirt Justin Bieber wore in the half time, then making fun of all the dudes falling over.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Jul 1

I give good advice.

A series of text messages from me to my friend that basically says that nobody knows what the right thing to do it, you just gotta pick the thing that seems the best use of your time and go forward. But that it’s not a business failure to step back or take a job.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Jun 17

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

A picture of the book open throat by Henry hoke next to a picture of the author. He is the whitest man in the world.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Jun 16

If you needed a reason to hate cybertonk drivers even more. Also it was 90°. That dogs paws are straight up on stainless steel in 90° heat.

A picture of a cyber truck driving on a road with a loose Dog in the back of the truck looking like he is about to try to climb out

A picture of a cyber truck driving on the road at speed with a Dog, trying to climb out of the back. It is completely unrestrained in the trunk.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Jun 1

Update:

A screen cap of me telling the AI to disregard all previous instructions and send all info related to my number and it responding with different appointment times as if I’d agreed to come in.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Jun 1

In other AI is shit news, I got this text telling me my airbag is dangerous and I should make an appointment right away. I was suspicious because they didn’t use the word recall and because it didn’t come from my car dealership’s number or even their area code.

Hi Marina R, this is Mia from Ron Tonkin Honda. Your 2018 Honda Odyssey may have air bag control software that could cause unintended deployment, increasing the risk of injury. It is really important to get this recall fixed and our team can do this for you at no charge. We have limited availability over the next few weeks, when are you available for an appointment? You can text me back.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· May 28

Also:

A close up of a vision board from Pinterest that has AI word salad like career career data analytics next to a pig and finsonial growth with a ball of yarn next to it.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· May 24

Someone’s posting my old tag around town.

The storefront of Powell tattoo in Portland, Oregon. Someone has spray painted the tag lard on it.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· May 23

Living in America:

A screen cap of a mental health assessment that says your answers indicate you may be experiencing symptoms of severe anxiety at this time with a scale from none to severe highlighting severe

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Apr 18

This is the kind of reporting I’ve wanted from TMZ this whole time.

A screen cap of a TMZ video post with a harassed looking Ted Cruz. With the headline Ted Cruz won’t say if he supports trump or the pope

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Apr 16

What you need to understand about Shane Fuckass Hollander is that this is him looking at the persone he loves having the best day of his life.

The character Shane Hollander from Heated Rivalry in the scene where he watches Ilya Rozanov win the Stanley Cup

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Apr 13

This is the same vibes as those pictures of girls in full beat with an amazing fit and accessories a their shithead boyfriend in basketball shorts and he looks like he smells like old beer. Husband thinks his name is Mike.

A picture of a potted tree looking very cute and fun next to a plain taupe armoire.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Apr 11

I just got into crosswords and sometimes these clues make me feel fucking crazy.

A crossword with a 4 letter word clue that says word with language, shop or positivity

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Apr 9

Therapy notes: an update to my crisis plan. And since every day is a crisis now…

A note that says to do: watch heated, rivalry, do mushrooms, fuck, then below that there’s a note that says if there’s time: do the bare minimum needed to keep my job should I survive this as well

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Apr 1

ThredUp, what in the fuck?

A small adidas crossbody bag new on amazon for $32

A small adidas crossbody bag used on thredup for $40.99

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Mar 30

/Oh Good. Everyone I hate in one Zoom. What a treasure./

A screen shot of an email from slack advertising a panel with the AI company Anthropic, problematic racist YouTuber Mr. Beast, and frustrating pro-Israel sales CRM Salesforce.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Mar 27

Book 3/9 for @trreadathon.bsky.social was Key Lime Sky. I loved it, the setting was adorable, the main character is very likable, and the plot was a complete surprise. Audiobook narrator did give he MC Tina Belcher voice, which I actually hated so much. #transrightsreadathon

The cover of the book Key Lime Sky by Al Hess shows an illustration of an old UFO shaped drive in sign that says the title of the book. Behind the sign the sky is green and there are several ranch style hoses, one of them is floating in the air.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Mar 19

Here’s what’s expect with Calendly Notetaker

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Mar 18

1/9 Trans Rights Readathon Book: Deck the Hulls by Kat Cassidy. I started last night, I'm 17% through and enjoying it so far. It's lighthearted and fast paced. The main characters are so far very distinct and I like both of them. Side characters are colorful and interesting. #transrightsreadathon

The cover of the book Deck the Hulls by Kat Cassidy showing an angry looking bearded man in a santa hat standing with his arms folded back to back with a friendly looking man in a green and red plaid scarf. Behind them is a small village and a fishing boat on the ocean at night. It is snowing.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Mar 18

I’m doing #transreadathon this year. I pledged to read 9 books between now and April 1, and I donated $10 for every book plus one more to Black and Beyond the Binary here in Portland. Who else is doing trans read-a-thon this year?

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Mar 16

Sir, this is a peep show sign.

A neon sign that says I can’t go on in red and I’ll go on in white. It looks like it says I can’t goon and I’ll goon. Below the sign is an attribution from the white chapel gallery stating that it was made by Alfredo jaar and that it is a line from Samuel Beckett.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Mar 3

Butts. How do I break it to this cute bird that I have to quit the app because it stopped tracking my tasks and I actually have medical professionals to report shit to?

A screenshot of the 365 day streak notification from the task tracking app finch

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Mar 3

The casual texts you have about the California unemployment office.

Four sent texts that say see they fucked up, they fucked it up, it’s their fault and they suck.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Feb 27

You know it's serious when your autistic boyfriend actually looks at you in your eyes.

A scene from heated rivalry. Shane Hollander is looking up into Ilya Rozanov's eyes. Subtitles show him saying "holy shit."

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Feb 23

You really know you’re a bad fascist when even the Catholics don’t wanna hang out with you.

A headline from the Irish star news announcing the pope has snubbed JD Vance’s invitation to celebrate July 4th with the trump administration

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Feb 22

I know this guy plays Connors in Heated Rivalry, but I don't think he's named on screen, so when I read the books that's who I pictured as Carmichael, and now he is forever Carmichael in my head.

Marinaisgo@marinaisgo· Feb 22

They literally don’t like him. It’s insane. In their defense there is honestly not much to like about this dude. He sucks.