Mark Dodyk (@markdodyk) · DIRTY

Mark Dodyk

@markdodyk

Socially inept numpty. Copes with the monotony of life by talking gibberish. Forever anxious & thinking about Doctor Who. Mostly Harmless. Practically imperfect in every way. Views my own. 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him.

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Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· 2d

Where exactly did the weekend go? 🫤

A man gazes out into space, contemplating the way time has a habit of slipping through your fingers at weekends

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· 9d

I’m getting invested now.

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· 13d

Not much has changed. ☺️

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jul 5

ANGRY BURD

An angry gull standing on one leg on top of a car

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 29

Oh this news has knocked me a bit. She always was one of my favourites. Couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve watched The Good Life and To the Manor Born. She always added a touch of class. #RIPPenelopeKeith

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 28

She did slip out from under the settee for a cuddle 🤗

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 28

My doggy lies under the sofa 🛋️ My doggy lies under settees 🛋️

A working cocker spaniel protects her favourite item in all the world (her ball) and seeks shelter from the sun under a sofa

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 20

An afternoon spent at Pride and the only photos I took were of dogs 🐶 🐾 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 19

Gay shame and a side order of leftover carbs. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

Matthew Todd’s Straight Jacket book and a big helping of leftover pasta & meatballs (Parmesan & mascarpone sauce)

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 19

Lots of rain and new jeans equals blue thighs 👖

Soggy bearded selfie 🧔🏻🤳🏼

Chunky thighs with blue dyed streaks from some new jeans 👖

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 15

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓😳

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 10

I wish I had enough energy to spare 🥱

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Jun 3

Don’t skip! Post you in another country

Seeking shade by the pool at the Palazzo Murat, Positano. Belly poking oot, hair afloof and wearing a gormless expression.

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· May 29

Post a photo from 2019

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· May 24

Blooming lovely 🌸

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· May 17

Our morning 🥰 🐾

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· May 10

And in search of cocktails 🍹

Me getting all excitable about a strawberry daiquiri. Pointing at the precious drinky.

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· May 10

We went adventuring

Selfie in front of TARDIS police box prop

The Trap One podcast gang assemble for a group photo in front of the TARDIS police box prop

Another shot of the TARDIS prop

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Apr 27

Sanctioned day of laziness today after The Mighty Stride yesterday #mcm

Bearded guy in specs and white tee, lounges on a couch. His head propped up on a pillow and eyes closed contentedly 😌

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Apr 26

#GlasgowKiltwalk DONE ☑️ www.justgiving.com/team/teamyar...

Two very happy individuals cross the finish line after a 22.7 mile walk

One of many bits of cute artwork by kids in support of the Kiltwalk, reads: good luck Kilt Walkers

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Apr 22

Took my beardmin into my own hands and it wasn’t a total disaster 😅

A slightly less scruffy than usual gentleman post beard tidy.

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Apr 10

Let's get ready, ready Let's get ready, ready Let's get ready to crumble

A bowl of homemade apple crumble with a generous helping of (shop bought) custard

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Apr 8

Every now and again something especially glaringly bad about the AI tweaks to S21 catches me out. Poor Krau Timmin! #DoctorWho

Dodgy AI upgrade turns an actresses face into something more abstract. Her features hard to discern.

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Apr 1

Go on then …

PUT THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE AND LET EVERYONE DESCRIBE YOU WITH ONE WORD.

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Mar 29

Cannot wait to get stuck into this book. Right up my cul de sac.

A copy of John Grindrod’s newly released Tales of the Suburbs book (signed first edition.)

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Mar 22

Sunday night rituals must be observed 🛁 New book to enjoy too 📖

Two hairy legs, blushed red from the heat of scalding hot bath water, rest on the end of a bath tub. A copy of Liza Minnelli’s autobiography awaits on the side.

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Mar 21

Someone likes being in the outside 🐾

One mad looking working cocker spaniel (Purdey)

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Mar 12

My little guest this weekend 🐾

A dainty little Cavapoo called Bear makes herself at home on the soft furnishings

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Mar 11

You can’t outrun a rain cloud 🌧️

A soggy fellow arrives at work after getting caught in a downpour

A wet pair of size 11 feet

Mark Dodyk@markdodyk· Mar 8

And a really lo-res pic from ten years before that (clean shaven! 😯)