Mark D

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Mark D@markdrebert· 11h

Fred

Mark D@markdrebert· May 1

Kapanen!! Let's fuckin go

Fred is lying down, kinda like the Oilers this game, but gets rewarded by Kapanen to give the Oilers life

Mark D@markdrebert· May 1

Every time the Oilers score a goal, Fred gets a pumpkin strip Holy shit boys, look what happens when you go to the net! Murphy gets us back within 1

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, sits like a good boy before getting his first snack of the night.

Let's see what this team is made of tonight

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 29

LEON FUCKIN DRAISAITL AGAIN!! 4-1 What a play by Bouchard at the blue line

Fred, sitting like a good boy, rewarded once again by Leon Draisaitl

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 29

LEON FUCKIN DRAISAITL!! 3-0

Fred sniffing up treat number 3.

Fuckkkk yaaaa baby

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 29

ZACH FUCKIN HYMAN! 2-0

Fred is curled up on a grey ottoman as he patiently waits for his second treat of the night.

Zach Hyman makes it 2-0, getting greasy in front of the net.

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 29

Every time the Oilers score a goal, Fred gets a pumpkin strip. PODKOLZIN!! Save our season.

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, doesn't wait for me to snap a photo and bites right into his first treat of the night.

Podkolzin strikes first and gets the crowd into it early. Fuck ya

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 27

The Bouch!! Oilers regain the lead!!

Fred fuzzy face receiving a pumpkin treat after Bouchard scores on the PP

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 27

The Nuge!! 2-0

Fred looks at the camera while he waits for his second snack of the evening, courtesy Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 27

Let's get caught up! Every time the Oilers score a goal, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands and waits for his first treat of the night.

Kapanen on the first shift, let's go!!

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 25

This is bullshit

A photo of a small backyard covered in snow when it shouldn't be covered in snow

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 25

Your mission: suffocate your child in your man boobs while standing in line at the Steak n Shake

Some fuckin weird "tactical" baby carrier for insecure men

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 25

MCDAVID!! He's never needed one more in his life

Fred munches down after McDavid brings the Oilers within one

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 25

The NUGE!!!!

Fred innocently looks at the camera after Ryan Nugent-Hopkins pounces on a rebound to silence the crowd that booed the Canadian anthem

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 25

Kapanen!! Let's fuckin go!!

Fred is lying on the floor while a pumpkin treat sits on a wood table waiting for him.

Kapanen with the snipe, now the boys need to get fuckin going

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 25

Every time the Oilers score a goal, Fred gets a pumpkin strip Podkolzin, fuckin rights let's get this started!

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, who now starts drooling when I cheer, is ready to receive his first snack of the night.

Fuckin rights Podz

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 23

SAMANSKI!!! What a first real goal!!

Fred happily bites into a treat after Josh Samanski gets a hell of a 1st career playoff goal

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 23

Zachary Bartholomew Hyman!!!

Fred gets fed thanks to Zach Hyman's beauty of a tip

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 23

Let's go!!!!

Fred innocently awaits his second treat of the night, courtesy Connor fuckin Murphy

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 23

Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a pumpkin strip. Draisaitl!? Podkolzin?! One of em gets the party started and delivers Fred a snack.

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands and looks away from the camera (watching a replay) while his first orange dehydrated pumpkin snack is held in front of him. Fuck ya

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 21

Kapanen x 2!!!!

Fred sits and waits for his 4th treat courtesy Kapanen's 2nd of the night!

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 21

Dickinson x 2!!!!!

Fred, lying on the ground like a good boy, is about to enjoy treat #3 courtesy a Dickinson goal off a rebound.

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 21

Kapanen! Let's fuckin go!

Fred's blurry white face bites into his second pumpkin strip of the evening. Kapanen going to the net, atta baby.

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 21

Let's get these fuckin playoffs started! Dickinson, what a way to announce your return! Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a pumpkin strip.

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, patiently waits for his first treat of the Oilers postseason.

Mark D@markdrebert· Apr 14

Saw this cool dude on my walk today. Hopefully, a good omen for the Blue Jays tonight.

A photo of leafless spring trees and bushes. If you zoom in, you may see something.

A zoomed in photo of the same trees. A blue jay is resting on a branch, hiding from the rain.

Mark D@markdrebert· Mar 27

NY Times to the AMA: "source?"

The old post where the Blue Jays announced that Smoak is still available to pinch hit. Some dude asked them "source"? And they replied "Literally us, the Blue Jays"

Mark D@markdrebert· Mar 18

BONUS CARROT FOR THE WIN TEAM VENEZUELA!!!

Fred waits for his carrot with huge eyes, as the World cheers for Venezuela and laughs at Team America

Mark D@markdrebert· Mar 18

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!

Fred awaits his 3rd treat of the game after Suarez cashes in the 3rd run to re-take the lead

Mark D@markdrebert· Mar 18

ABREUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Fred happily accepts treat #2 after an Abreu bomb puts the good guys up 2-0

Mark D@markdrebert· Mar 18

Every time Team Venezuela scores a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip. Fuckin rights, the legendary catcher Salvador Perez crosses the plate to make it 1-0