Mark Hasty

@markhasty

Writer of Pickin' on the Big Ten (2001-2024) and The Sweep (2025-). Does not stick to sports. Jeg vil gjerne ha en kopp kaffe. broomcornsweep.blogspot.com

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Mark Hasty@markhasty· 6d

A Big Boy statue, like would be seen outside a Big Boy restaurant.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· 13d

Schuyler says hello.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· 23d

The Muppet Beaker, looking panicked like (a) he usually does and (b) he's coaching Iowa State's special teams

Mark Hasty@markhasty· Jul 13

"Verify your age" I wrote my undergrad papers on an Osborne 1.

An Osborne 1 computer. Allegedly, it was portable.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· Jun 27

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A Duolingo screenshot showing the sentence, "Grandma, why is there a corpse in the freezer?"

Mark Hasty@markhasty· Jun 14

This sign always destroys my faith in humanity

The sign for Exit 50 on eastbound I-64 in Illinois. It specifies that this exit is for Nashville, Illinois, in case someone thinks Nashville, Tennessee is only 50 miles from St Louis.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· May 20

This is what mine looked like.

A homemade Salisbury steak on top of a bed of rice inside a shallow bowl. There is an abundance of light brown gravy. It was delicious.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· May 8

The Veggie Tales character Nebby K. Nezzer

Mark Hasty@markhasty· May 2

It was a fine day here in Baja Illinois

A photo of a residential street in Jonesboro, Illinois. The sky is cloudless and the trees are fully leafed out.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· Apr 29

It was a good night for a cheese steak.

A cheesesteak sandwich with peppers, onions, and provolone cheese, and a paper boat of French fries, all sitting on a yellow laminate table.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· Apr 27

We got about 10 minutes of small hail to go with an absolute rain dump.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· Apr 23

My youngest daughter taught me that pico de gallo on enchiladas is a must. She is correct.

A plate of beef enchiladas topped with pico de gallo, along with rice and refried beans.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· Apr 22

I felt bad for Iowa State so I made a donation to @newap-georgia.bsky.social in their honor. Of course, I made sure it got credited to Iowa.

Receipt for a donation to New American Pathways for $19.12, in honor of the last year Iowa State won a conference title in football.

Proof that not only did I make the donation from the previous picture, I also paid the fees.

Mark Hasty@markhasty· Apr 21

That's $19.99 for the year Kirk Ferentz took over for Hayden and started making people real mad on the Internet, plus the processing fee, because I work in the not-for-profit sector myself.