Martha Lucille (@marthalucille) · DIRTY

Martha Lucille

@marthalucille

I’m kind of a bummer right now.

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Martha Lucille@marthalucille· 13d

Albert is mesmerized by the duck again this morning! I had to menace him with a chair to get him to fly off so my neighbor who works from home and has been checking to make sure he stays away.

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· 18d

this guy has been hanging around for a week!

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jul 5

We got these guys a month ago and it was the best decision ever - they keep each other busy and are twice the cute wild rumpus!

two orange kittens at three months old

two orange kittens at four months old

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jun 27

#caturday slo mo kissy fight

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jun 10

we have first contact

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jun 6

Welcome home on this fine #Caturday , Agony & Buford.

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· May 28

oh, is that all that happened, she just accused him? 🤬🤬🤬

a screenshot from the AP app leaving out 95% of the shit that went down with E. Jean Carroll

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· May 27

it’s literally impossible for me to love him more

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· May 14

the answer is Frankie does

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Apr 11

My friend took this picture of our 3 year old mutual granddaughter 😍

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Mar 7

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Mar 2

Yeah, because the only people who still work there are busy covering up the Epstein Files and cosplaying Hockey Team.

screenshot of AP headline reading “Gunman was not on the FBl's radar before he opened fire on a crowded Texas bar, authorities say
Federal and city authorities say the gunman who opened fire outside a Texas bar, killing two college students and wounding 14 others was not on their radar before the attack.”

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Feb 20

@shakespeare.lol @bibliophile23.bsky.social

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Feb 11

the AP isn’t helping much

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jan 22

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jan 16

my evergreen protest sign

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jan 6

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Dec 28

in case anyone worried that Frankie wasn’t cozy this morning

a corgi/aussie mix cuddles in a pile of pillows on a (human’s) bed

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Dec 28

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Nov 15

I like this placement on my feed @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social @rem.bsjky.team

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Nov 1

A Halloween journey in two pictures

A preschooler is dressed as little red riding hood at the beginning of her Halloween celebration

The preschooler sits in her high chair, holding a sippy cup with her teeth and her head tilted back. Her hands and arms, at her sides, are covered in the remnants of her dinner.

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Sep 1

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Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Aug 28

Counterpoint:

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Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jun 15

Bummer. I always get this same cart at the grocery store too.

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· Jun 14

My sign for #nokings tomorrow

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· May 8

Martha Lucille@marthalucille· May 7

It’s Bottlerocket. They’re doing Bottlerocket.

Owen Wilson’s face from the Bottlerocket poster, with a quote from the movie: Just because it’s a front doesn’t mean somebody doesn’t have to do the actual landscaping. And it’s attributed to Sean Duffy.