I started off with ICK, but I thought this was funnier.

What do you mean Bleed American 🩸🇺🇸 was released 25 years ago today 🥲

Today I am serving Executive Goose direct from The Tower

My desk is very picture postcard today:

Why does the “experience this match in 3D” thing on the BBC have a fence that blocks the view?

Renewed the thing. 8th year 🫪

c.f.

This is far too long to have to wait for some cool relief:

Nighthawks by Edward Hopper. There’s just *something* about it. It’s all noire-y vibes and silence.

HONK?

Er, I have questions…

Walked into the kitchen. Found a surprise cake.

Separated at birth. It’s uncanny.

Duolingo is so difficult sometimes.

Live scenes:

My phone says it’s 17° outside. Frankly I don’t believe it.

[Shakes fist]

Ok, the search is over, I found the most cursed LinkedIn post yet

lolz 🙃

Even with the air conditioner on it’s still 28° in our bedroom 😮‍💨

I do words good, apparently vocabowl-870366514258.us-west1.run.app

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The tasting notes on this beer are unnecessarily H-word

Double-bear’d

When it’s an unbearably hot British day and you are a horrible goose