Mark Blacklock
@marxmedia
Likes fairness, patience, generosity. Dislikes rudeness, arrogance, lying. Human, so unquestionably all of the above at times. Also at 'X' : @MarxMedia Also at: @marxmedia@mastodonapp.uk
Anyone expecting the Mail to blame a nature reserve for burning down the houses in Stourbridge?
Remember, it’s dangerous to look at the Sun directly and can cause long-term damage to you, so buy a Morning Star instead. Also, there’s a solar eclipse tonight.
Worth remembering that AI takes things literally, and in this case was no help in locating a cinema
Outrageous. Make coppers pay for any children they eat, that’s what I say.
Met Kevin Keegan only once, but it sticks in my memory RIP #KevinKeegan
In recognition of the success of Donald Trump in securing from FIFA the revocation of Folarin Balogun’s red card, the bald eagle has been replaced on the Great Crest of the US by a cheetah.
Sad news of Penelope Keith's death reminds me of the time Russell Brand thought she conspired with Ken Dodd, Leslie Crowther, Peter Glaze and Cilla Black to kill JFK - and in reporting this, the Daily Star thought "Sir Michael Take" was a real MP.
Water company priorities explained in one sentence and why Thames Water is a 💩 worthy only of being flushed down the pan of corporate history.
Shares in companies which make hoops and sticks, marbles, and kites, have soared since Keir Starmer announced his ban on under-16s using social media.
"Oh Kitty, the best part of the invasion is that I have the feeling that friends are on the way" Anne Frank, 6 June 1944. #DDay
The Sky News desk and chairs appear so large that Beth Rigby and the others sitting around it look like children on adult furniture. Weird.
I don't think the New York Post should be sending women a message that this is toned.
BREAKING: Downing Street is pleased to announce the civil marriage of Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown, officiated over by Rachel Reeves.
When newspaper owners sacked photographers to save money, forcing editorial to use screen grabs from Google Earth, you end up illustrating a story about a beach with a picture of the car park next door
Hard to believe that there was once a Scottish airline which had only two aeroplanes, sadly now no longer.
Can someone please tell me whose turn it is to enforce the blockade this week? Trying to keep up but can't find the rota.
Three Wall Street banks announce record $25bn profits from the war in Iran, just as the IMF predicts the conflict will also cause a worldwide recession. Guess which one will affect most people.
Trump's right. Now I look at it more closely, it's obvious he was portraying himself as a doctor. This is what all doctors look like. What else could it be?
Leading from the front as usual, America's Commander-in-Chief heads into the Strait of Hormuz to enforce his unilateral blockade. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Trump.
Government minister Steve Reed to @SkyNews :“The U.K. will not be dragged into this conflict. We’re not going to be dragged into this war.” Erm, hello…? 👇
I would bet money that Peter Mandelson condemning cops for arresting him, supposedly fearing he’d flee the country, is at best a tiny part of the full truth. Mandelson couldn’t lie straight in bed: more brass neck than a giraffe made of trombones.
If there ever was a picture of a man who suddenly realises he’s going to jail, this is it
Why don't we make it a condition of giving out knighthoods to billionaire tax-avoiding exiles like Sir Jim Ratcliffe that they actually live in the country giving out the honour? He's rich at least in part because the UK kept bailing out his businesses with TAXPAYERS' money
Watching ITV’s new spy series #betrayal and just 30 seconds in I suspect it’s going to be shite - a spy’s contact is killed, assassin runs away rather than also killing the only witness - the spy. Then spy man gives pursuit - and shoots the unarmed suspect. Really? Hope I’m wrong