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Scott Mendenko - Former games journo, current games enjoyer, rarely games maker, probably some other stuff. I put TV on the internet. He/Him - Philly/Jersey Not a member of the federal bench (yet???)
THRILLING NEWS I've finally figured out how to publicly self-host a website on my home network without showing my entire ass to North Korea wait what do you mean that's not thrilling
I went out to read my silly book about pirates by the river and came across a literal pirate band putting on a show chat what am I supposed to take from this
Oh yeah taking the train out of Penn is so easy, you just have to take the Um Uhhhhh
Me 29 minutes into the dentist appointment, desperately trying to keep my mouth open so they can do their job
Thinking something like "TNG-Super-Mario-Galaxy-2.jpg" for an image like this, for example
My relationship with Bioshock Infinite as an adult is best told through achievements:
help wanted: journalism and media studies student to remove football from in front of little boy just before he kicks it
Someone making decisions at the Pokemon Company grew up with the messiest collection of Hit Clipz
I will say - a hacked DSi with a fun skin is so much more affordable than a 3DS these days, and also 2026's most fashionable accessory this is something I will continue to tell people until it is true nationwide
Last year was my first at @magfest.org, and I fell in love with it - I immediately knew I wanted to be a part of making MAG happen. This year, after 27 hours of lifting, scurrying, turning the staff kitchen into a French Brigade, and packing gear, I can't tell you how good getting this shirt feels
You spend nine minutes writing the entire Jersey Shore note on your friend's cup only to find out that they don't know it Difficult start to 2026
Functionally identical to building in a mini ITX case except with significantly cozier decor
Ahhh this rules! I wonder how much of this work could be used to compare against the Wii version! I yearn for Rollgoal