Charts for dinner is the left wing I identify as an attack helicopter now, apparently.

Yes. They stay surprisingly crunchy.

yes, or sort of

These are acceptable if at granny's house, watch out for getting your caffine free coke mixed up with grandaddy's bourbon, with the illusion of Coke, or you'll fall asleep before we pick out the VHS to watch.

And by normal cup, you mean these, right?

I had to pull up their ranges on the NC Wildlife website. They are a lot more widespread than I had assumed based on campground precautions. Here I thought this weekend's trip was my first time camping in bear country, but no, I have apparently always camped with bears!

Mind you this is how tiny he his compared to her.

I’m stating to understand how that man could have gotten tea bagged hundreds of times. Did he by chance spend time with an intact dog? Because this has been what’s going on at my house all morning. He’s not even humping, just trying to get the old lady to play.

Okay but can you cuddle the whiney baby while you sulk? He still has puppy breath and needs constant snuggles or he cries.

Molly, you might enjoy this picture of my old lady dog, Luna, and her new puppy. We took him to the thrift store and that overstimulated him so he fell asleep with Luna in his mouth. Sitting up 😂

I guess he’s pretty cute and we can “keep” him.

We do this too! Also just a splash of chicken broth in the water bowl and she will drink the whole thing in one sitting. When she’s really sick we use tuna water 😂

That's not true, though. There have been protests in every major city and there's about to be a city-wide strike. 45% of Americans support abolishing ICE. None of that is “most Americans are fine with it actually”

Some people trim their pets whiskers and while I know it’s not harmful to them why would they eliminate this much whimsy from their lives! My cats are camera shy but one of them has an impressive whisker set as well.

I still have mine, which I got as a wedding gift 7 years ago, and the ones my husband got for his first marriage, 15ish years ago. I think my pattern is pretty cute, but for our 10th anniversary, I'm going to track down a vintage set.

This is Luna. She just turned ten and is very dumb. Only figured out she could bark at us for things like 2 years ago.

Quite a few. But I wasn’t pulling that out of my ass. www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats...

My two that were like that have gone soft in their old age.

Apex predator

Finally convinced the abandoned cat in my neighborhood to come inside after years of feeding her. It was freezing raining last night so I just scooped her up and brought her in. Guys it’s like 20 hrs later and has stoped raining but I don’t think she wants to leave. 😂

I’m sorry Dr. Doll 😂

What kind of fuck ass cop question is this on my local Food Not Bombs Google intake form about homelessness?

This the lady? I sent it to my granny 😂

Going to start using these.

I know it just looks like a plate of gravy but there are biscuits under there!

There's really no better time/place to enjoy nature than North Carolina in the fall. All the bugs are dead but it's still only light jacket weather.

My husband has to chaperone and chauffeur any adoption related events. This rule was created after I was two for two of “just going to look and see”.

This is probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve had to confess to a European friend. Well this and that I don’t know how un cut dicks work.

My 10-year-old babies would have their own but they prefer to live up my but instead using my blanket.