Barbara B. Rainwasher 🥀
@masterbambie
29 F| 18+ MDNI | Bambie Brainwasher’s not-so-secret account | I post weird content that’ll get in your head
You can call this ‘silly’ all you want. I know it still does something to you, hypnoslut.
I love these pictures. It’s like you can feel just how heavy they are by looking at them.
I was supposed to edit a riding video and instead I made an edit of characters/actors I have/have had crushes on
I had a dream that my areolas weren’t around my nipples, which was shocking at first but then I realized (in the dream) they had just always been that way and was like yeah that makes sense. So like instead of the first picture it was the second. What do you think this means
Is painting spirals on your tits easy? No. Is painting spirals on your tits worth it? Well…
Foreman: “The search turned up nothing, aside from a cache of vintage 80’s porno mags.” House: “You idiot, that’s a symptom.”
Be alone with me. I tried to sound honest and sweet, but unfortunately I’m very good at coming off as naughty and manipulative. If it bleeds through during this audio, just know that it isn’t my intention.
The lady who keeps drinking all of my iced vanilla berry red bulls
Tell me these aren’t the cutest sun dresses and swim dresses ever. You can’t! I’ve limited comments for that exact reason
What are you feeling? • How do you feel? • Disrection advised • When watching this reel!
I blocked them after responding. Like are you joking?? Do not come talking to me like this as if we’re friends
She says she was going like 50 MPH down this dark country road and it was keeping speed with her car. I know it shouldn’t be funny bc she clearly believes that is what she saw but I truly can’t help it. And I picture it running alongside her car like this
I had to force them to swab the rash and send it off but it did in fact get done. I know they were annoyed but I just
We are thrilled to let you all know that Bambie’s Bakery is once again open for business! Come on in and grab something sweet.
I want a girlfriend so we can wear lipstick that matches each other’s nipples. Hey wait a second… don’t you think this shade of pink would great on your lips?