Matt Aytch Taylor

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Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· 18d

a self portrait of the artist, Matt Aytch Taylor, upon hearing yet some more different bullshit about some hackjob slop bullshit from whatever media company wants our attention now

christ let it end

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· 22d

started playing black flag recently the glitches are part of the flavor profile

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· 23d

$Omni-Man and Invincible, father and son, fight as Omni-Man tries to convince Invincible to help him conquer Earth. To illustrate how powerful they are in comparison to humans, Omni-Man points out a pair of fighter jets and says, "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power,"$

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Jul 3

Cast yourself as a villain

An iceberg with deep blue raspberry shadows floaitng in an ocean with partly cloudy skies sourced from Encyclopedia Britannica

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Jun 30

a self portrait of the artist upon seeing gene wilder AI voice netflix willy wonka slop factory reality tv show

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Jun 28

also our local zoo has dinosaurs right now

Matt Aytch Taylor standing in front of a T-Rex animatronic looking like a scared goober

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Jun 28

and here's me: your favorite goober doing goob stuff

Matt Aytch Taylor standing on a rocky hill inspecting a rock

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Jun 28

okay we dug up a lot but this one's my favorite a trilobite i found nestled in shale and mostly fully removed intact

one whole fossilized trilobite recovered from the Penn Dixie Fossil Park in WNY
the large portion of the fossil is the head and eyes with the ribbing of the body receding back.

the under side of one whole fossilized trilobite recovered from the Penn Dixie Fossil Park in WNY
the body has curled up under itself back towards the underside of the head

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Jun 5

James Acaster on British Bake Off, explaining what happened to his pastry

"started making it."
"had a breakdown."
"bon appetite."

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Jun 2

temu ads on tumblr showed me this... thing... so not you have to see it too. im guessing it is a small dog fart canopy.

a pug in... a tent? an inflatable... body... warmth something or other?? a fart converter?
for the farting pug in your life?
text reads
5-10kg in weight
Size M: 30-50cm (11.8-19.68in) in length,
10-15kg in weight
L aize, 40-60cm (15.75-22.692in) in length,
15-20kg in weight

the dog looks concerned in its fart canopy

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 28

doctor who 9&10 title generator

"The Sas Man is Sad and Wet Again"

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 26

a self portrait inked drawing of the artist, grimacing in pain, derision and icky vibes upon viewing whatever the FUCK this clip is

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 25

head chef: did you cook that egg and cheese breakfast bagel sous-chef: yeah boss, real fucken sexy, just like you asked

egg and cheese breakfast bagel with suggestive center

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 22

star trek the next generation title generator featuring enterprise d in space

text reads
Captain Jellico Attends
the Jellicle Ball

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 22

DARLING HOLD MY HAND

star trek deep space nine title generator featuring ds9 central... hub?

text reads
Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 22

star trek the next generation title generator featuring enterprise d in orbit

text reads
Jonathan Frakes
and Brent Spiner
are Friends with
Bill Maher 🫤

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 22

star trek original series title generator
featuring enterprise a in earth orbit

text reads
Dune

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 22

they did Michael Dorn DIRTY SO OFTEN

star trek the next generation title screen generator featuring enterprise d a ways off

text reads
Worf Gets Thrown Across the Bridge #157

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 22

star trek deep space nine epsiode title screen generator featuring close up shot of ds9 station

words read
Daddy Sisko Also Does a Warcrime

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 22

star trek voyager title generator featuring a shot viewing the starship from underneath

text reads
Janeway Does a Warcrime Again

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 21

y'all art journeys are buckwild 2007 ⏩ 2009 ⏩ 2025 ⏩ 2026

a digital self portrait from 2007 of myself as a disney prince, done in some free digital art program with a mouse and keyboard - no tablet involved

one of the first digital drawings id ever done on a very early touch screen computer pad of a banana doing karate

self portrait of the artist hanging off of an ocean liner smoke stack, im whipping my flatcap off in a sort of salute

a digital painting of Van Pelt from Jumanji (1995)

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 21

This is the song i basically draw all of my gwen art to

Spider-Gwen/Ghost-Spider fighting random thungs and about to be attacked by vulture
Lots of VERY bright colors - green, orange, pink, blue

Spider-Gwen/Ghost-Spider having a swing
Lots of VERY bright colors - green, orange, pink, blue

Spider-Gwen/Ghost-Spider doing a like, kickflip sorta thing in the air with an arc of orange showing her left foot's trajectory
Lots of VERY bright colors - green, orange, pink, blue

Spider-Gwen/Ghost-Spider "HUP"ing to the ledge of an art deco building in her New York
Lots of VERY bright colors - greens and blues

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 18

dapper bugs bunny "i wish all _ a very _ " meme, white text on black

words read, "i wish all scalpers and the companies that contribute to scalper culture a very die"

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 18

dapper bugs bunny "i wish all _ a very _ " meme, white text on black

words read, " i wish all scalpers a very die"

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 11

please observe this "elk" i just thumbnail'd

a pencil thumbnail on yellowed paper in graphite pencil featuring a crude rendition of an animal meant to represent and elk

definitely
an
elk

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 9

okay so real talk obviously the go-to for bisexual awakening is The Mummy for obvious reasons but let me propose a contender Jurassic Park (1993)

Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler, startled as she sees a JP-Velociraptor at the climax of Steven Speilberg's Jurassic Park (1993)
her hair is a mess and she has been through it and she looks fucking amazing

Sam Neil as Dr. Alan Grant in Steven Speilberg's Jurassic Park (1993) looking up at the JP-T-Rex that just saved everyone from being eaten by JP-Velociraptors at the climax of the film.
he looks like a mess but GOLLY is HE HANDSOME

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· May 5

Since the first new episode with the album art has gone live here's the Sawbones logo I painted for Dr. Sydnee McElroy and Justin McElroy!

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Apr 26

ive been drawing in this beauty for weeeeks

an open leather bound sketchbook with old looking pages

the sketchbook ive been using, leather bound

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor· Apr 26