Matt Knudsen
@mattknudsen
A budget friendly Jeff Daniels 📺 Shrinking, K&P, Big Bang, ITYSL 🎙 Conan, Late Late Show, Dry Bar 📖 Have I Seen You in Anything? 🇺🇸 Mayor of a Small Town
KNUDSEN FUN FACT: I only check my retirement account when this is the photo on the business page.
"It's not because you're an insurrectionist, it's because you're a fraud." - Capital One For the life of me, I'll never understand how we lost a decade of our lives to this charlatan.
What are your favorite Number Two Movies? Post them in the comments! Honorary mention: SPLASH
Eddie Vedder is the coolest, because even after 40 years, he still loves being seen on TV.
The New Colossus by Emma Lazarus #4thOfJuly #MotherOfExiles #LandOfTheFree #USA
FUN FACT: This is the actual Playboy Mansion. I used to work the Halloween party there every year. It just saw it on a rerun of Fantasy Island. I love LA!
Q: What happens when you install unqualified, boot licking loyalists to incredibly important positions? A:
Sometimes humanity comes to you in waves, like seeing a pedal bar connect with a corn dog salesman. #nashville
PICTURE YOURSELF THERE! Mockingbird Theater Franklin, TN Saturday, June 13 ONE NIGHT ONLY! Tix @ MattKnudsen.com The One Man Variety Show is Chappelle's Show meets Lawrence Welk. Send your Tennessee people my way!
Sometimes over coffee, your wife will pitch an @theonion.com headline that makes you laugh so hard, you have to make it.