#NowWatching The Invite

They’ll find anything to blame except capitalism.

I was offended by your opinion of online Arsenal fans….. until my mate sent me this screenshot. I apologise for ever questioning you.

This is how my best mate told me he got engaged.

After watching The Odyssey, I’m officially launching my propaganda campaign for Samantha Morton to win the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance as Circe.

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you

Me for the next 90 minutes

No I don’t think so

This was last week. Never change London. Never change.

Absolute banger!

I did a double take when I saw his surname

I’ve been continually watching my parade video!

This icon will never get the credit he deserves

Life comes at you fast

Iconic level of pettiness

Lack of mist

That was bloody wild!

I bloody love this club

I blame these two

How it started: How it’s going:

Anyone heading to the Emirates. Be careful, police have stopped fans before the Armoury due to overcrowding.

Currently Googling: Will this work as a bedspread?

Me walking into the office this morning

Arsenal Direct down 😂😂

Me checking the Bournemouth v City score

Me at 4 minutes if it’s still 0-0 in the Arsenal Vs Burnley game

Have you ever wondered why the Genie in Aladdin has a rule against making someone fall in love with you? Obsession answers that question.