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@mattvanh

Going places, live music, films, Spurs induced suffering, cats, football shirts, pints, NIN, deep introspective techno, poppadoms. Southerner in Manchester

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MVH@mattvanh· 11h

All downhill since we let Pascal Chim-wander out the door

Pascal Chimbona, used to play right back for Spurs

MVH@mattvanh· 3d

This lad doesn’t need any fancy eclipse glasses

Omar the cat looking out the window in the direction of the soon to be eclipsed sun

MVH@mattvanh· 10d

Incredibly sad that it took some “backlash” For this vermin to back off and fuck off. Continue fucking off you fucking fuck coys

B BC
Breaking News
Ex-neo Nazi withdraws as local Tory candidate after backlash as Badenoch gives him adviser
role
now

MVH@mattvanh· 16d

Fantastic

MVH@mattvanh· 28d

This is what peak Old Man Yells at Clouds, but I got high and watched the Green Mile last night for the 100th time and I’m still astounded Michael Clarke Duncan didn’t win an Oscar for his Jon Coffey. But then look who he was up against? We were truly spoilt back in the day weren’t we?

The 2000 Best Supporting Actor noms for the Oscars.
Tom Cruise - magnolia
Jude Law - talented mr ripley
Haley Joel Osment - the sixth sense
Michael Clarke Duncan - the green mile
Michael Caine - cider house rules (winner)

MVH@mattvanh· Jul 6

I mean the weasel and Lutnick were sat next to each other during the game

MVH@mattvanh· Jul 3

Mad, my mate just sent me this 😂

Poster for Elvis impersonator TONY SHINGLE, at the Scarborough spa theatre. He is loved on BBC radio 2. Tony’s eyebrows appears to be dyed caterpillars but he has a winning smile

MVH@mattvanh· Jun 25

Should prob follow up with this fucking SICK new tattoo I decided to get, combining two of my great loves: our cat Omar and The Simpsons (Ps I wouldn’t let Omar be seen dead in a red collar but the red does make the tattoo pop)

Tattoo of our cat Omar, done in the style of a Simpsons character (Snowball II)

MVH@mattvanh· Jun 25

New chill out spot just dropped for Omar coys

Omar the cat, chilling in the bushes. He is not a sexual predator or pervert

MVH@mattvanh· Jun 24

Chips & Gravy for lunch cheers coys

MVH@mattvanh· Jun 12

This is what another cunt of a week at work does to a man coys

The song “spaceman” by Babylon Zoo, popular in the 90s and featured in a Levi’s advert. One hit wonder

MVH@mattvanh· May 26

Some more full body exposure from Omar the cat

A black and white tuxedo cat called Omar, stretched out enjoying the sun and heat, but in the shade

MVH@mattvanh· May 22

My wife is 39 today and I have sincerely been doing this on her. Divorce incoming

Cba to explain, 2 arse fans being cunts because they are cunts

MVH@mattvanh· May 21

Hard at work

MVH@mattvanh· May 8

Canyoneroooooohoooo

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!

MVH@mattvanh· May 8

Nothing like waking up and realising we live in a country full of cunts (I had my suspicions)

Screen grab of local election results showing huge gains for racist scumbags Reform

MVH@mattvanh· May 7

Randy Marsh insisting he isn’t getting hammered, but having a classy wine tasting session

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 29

Unironically think it’s down to these two

That beat from wife swap USA who claims “bacon is good for me”

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 25

It’s on! Give the Trump family the Ceauşescus treatment please

Gory details of the end of the rotten Ceauşescus family who rightly got shot to death for their murderous reign

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 23

Alex Jones actually presents The One Show over here in the UK

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 18

At the home of football today. Boundary Park for Oldham v Salford coys

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 13

Got builders in today. Same Omar, same. Coys

Omar the cat forcing himself to sleep but can’t because it is too fucking noisy here.

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 12

This is a generational picture coys

A jubilant Manchester City fan celebration by drinking Arse tears out of an Arse bottle

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 9

God I fucking love this cat

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 8

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

Cookie and Gerry Fleck out of the movie Best In Show (best comedy ever btw)

MVH@mattvanh· Apr 8

One of my fav tweets

Tweet:

Troy Johnson
@_troyjohnson

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."

MVH@mattvanh· Mar 31

Homer in his green jacket yelling at robots

MVH@mattvanh· Mar 26

It so so so fucking great when bands you hold dear from 25 odd years ago, and whose albums are in your top 10, release new music, and it is insanely good. These lads have never missed. Top tier mustard on a loaf. Incredible. Poison the Well, get inside me

New Poison the Well album “peace in place”

MVH@mattvanh· Mar 20

Yeah can’t argue with this tbh coys

My mother advising the robbing bastards at Esso have put the price of petrol up 10p a litre overnight. Father responds by calling Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States, a “cunt”

MVH@mattvanh· Mar 14

Look that this guy