DrunkAss

@maxhyde

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DrunkAss@maxhyde· 1d

*not my picture but fun

DrunkAss@maxhyde· 4d

Caught a fucking pic of Mitch's home recovery program

DrunkAss@maxhyde· 7d

For a lazy fuck that never works out I fucking eat like I'm forever on fucking 2-a-days

DrunkAss@maxhyde· 21d

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out the day I turned 18

DrunkAss@maxhyde· 28d

Got some fucking color last night

DrunkAss@maxhyde· 28d

I don't know what any of this fucking means but that's a fuckton of pink

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jul 11

Treated myself to fucking brunch. 4 egg bacon avocado havarti omelette, ciabatta buns and leftover ribeye Yeah I fucked up the flip

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jul 10

Just fucking guess which of your fucking dumbass internet idiots left his fucking gear out to dry and it rained?

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jul 7

It's fucking Mitch McConnell isn't it?

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jul 4

Today's fucking brunch is just fucking boozy berry blender cocktails

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jul 4

Happy fuckin' birthday to the United States of America!

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jul 1

Happy fucking Canada Day ya fucking hosers!

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jun 27

Was a big fucking night after buddy stopped at duty free a few weeks ago. Canadian darts!

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jun 21

I have no idea what any of this means but I'm slow so that tracks

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jun 21

My fucking dog watching me eat like fuck I thought we were fucking bros, where's mine?

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jun 12

setting up my group chat on bsky

Pic of the three Hansen brothers from the movie Slapshot

DrunkAss@maxhyde· Jun 5

Smoke you fucking later, bro

Picture of a window behind a wall of plants with a large marijuana plant centered

DrunkAss@maxhyde· May 31

Holy fucking shit, thought a hummingbird was coming in for a fucking drink and nope it's this fucking massive whatever the fuck

DrunkAss@maxhyde· May 29

DrunkAss@maxhyde· May 28

Ok I'm not a fucking certified fucking genius but explain this any other fucking way

Pedialyte freezies acting as ice in a vodka soda

DrunkAss@maxhyde· May 27

This fucking creature found a safe place of refuge for 10 fucking minutes, good thing I have fuck all to do today

DrunkAss@maxhyde· May 4

This fucking guy (Ryker) is the lady (Bella) on the rights brother. His mom is my buddy's wife's mom and while Bella has had 1000's of dollars training, he is with me for his first bit of any fucking training. Already tried fucking swimming (first pool experience) so work to do