Look, I’m not saying that the leaks of Missing Link content leading up to what is supposedly a huge D23 reveal are planned / guerrilla marketing, what I am saying is that

I have the solution

With apologies to David Mazzucchelli

Crying in the club on a Monday

I am fully prepared for when Square and Disney just show the Nintendo Direct trailer again with no new information other than an (admittedly nice) letter from Nomura.

Recently they made her quirky (I guess it’s *technically* not Sandman Universe Death if your pale girl has odd face tattoos)

Kids these days post about moxxie and they’re not referring to the niche soda from Maine with an oddly Orwellian branding scheme. Get pointed at nerds.

For your consideration, the president of the FIA crashing and competing in a "for fun" F1 Kart Race LEGO put on this past weekend. You can tell he crashed it because all the other karts are Lego themed / branded and his is not.

I keep coming back to the sheer impossibility of this statement. That this industry is run by people who all have the same insanity.

Have you considered that Arcsys needs to release a robot girl every year or they literally die? Have you also considered P4R drops this Winter ?

That’s right.

Watching Uncommented Tokon Footage >Ms. Marvel fangirls over whichever Hero she's tagging with Tears in my eyes, my goat is back

you already know the vibe

Yeah we can tell

It’s amazing how 99-01 the X/X-2 designs are. You also see it in Kingdom Hearts III where even the minor characters are going through a Streetwear Plaid phase. bsky.app/profile/maxj...

Oh yeah, it’s real Laguna Posting Hours Again

Mutual Aid becoming Rent Due Posting

Before and After being in the States for Extended Periods of Time

I had a similar moment when my problematic fave showed up in Final Fantasy XV

I am compelled to defend the honor of Tetsuya “Entire Dress made of Belts” Nomura. Man is a huge contemporary fashion nerd and he‘s not just making shit up on the fly.

Remind me of Grant Morrison trying to make a salient point about post-truth internet but instead revealing that Batman has dozens of burner alts and trolls random message boards.

Dunkin spreading throughout Scotland RN

Motomu Toriyama, focused on the eldritch metanarrative sorcery needed to bring Lightning to modern day Paris for a cafe date. Toshiyuki Itahana, behind him, having already mastered his particular dark art:

No one tell Ken about the Tom & Jerry Gatcha Game

Hate? What would you know about hate? While you were regurgitating an opinion you leeched from a culture war drainage ditch, I found seven new things I despised.