one of the "too pure for the internet moments" I just saw was someone describing one of their cats' ancestry: "his father is not just his dad but also his big brother 💜 wholesome right??" genuinely not understanding the implication I almost exploded

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

in a sharashka gulag as an architect because my father was a communist revolutionary of a lil bit of renown and Stalin hated that, released during WW2 to work on emergency projects in Urals, when Stalin croaked almost immediately completely exonerated of all crimes (all of which had no evidence)

I'm not sure how much of an accomplishment this is but I got away with an almost successful attempted murder when I was a pre-teen (and now with statute of limitations yay). I did not have a happy childhood..

a cat and bunny furry OCs in a relationship with a BDSM dynamic where both of them are doms, but cat is a caregiver dom and bunny is a soft master dom

When you think about what kind of criminal the press would give the monicker "Jack the X" many would understandably think violent crime against women. However historically just as many "Jacks" were reported to be compulsive windows vandals. "Jack the Smasher", "Jack the Scratcher", etc. Weird.

The average Vampire the Masquerade player going bananas but still paying lip to the concept of Masquerade

This is a certified princess. I love animals that just have princess vibes. Only non-human animals deserve to be princesses.

I see that "it's okay to be a (masculine cis heterosexual) man" is quickly becoming the Democratic version of the "it's okay to be white" kind of motto that Republicans beat them to first

What’s it like in your head? (Don't believe Bsky label, this is a movie scene from Dead Man's Letters)

at least you can be sure the pizza you ordered from low orbit won't go cold

Success

Bimsness as observed by two enbies

Share one of your favorite movie posters

Some extras >:3

let's bring back the times where more died of disease than in battle, yeah!

This is what @windlass.bsky.social looks like IRL when their fae glamor wears off

watching mainstream media interview Democratic senators about US foreign policy is very cringeworthy and painful, but also every single time reminds me of this bit from always sunny in philadelphia

Blessed by beans

and the average minis appreciator

average 40k fan meetup

I draw doodles every now and then for fun and so far my biggest challenge in art has been a very unhelpful but hard to resist floofball

"This is your brain on owning-the-left liberalism". Like, in all actuality I feel like Natalie and all the smug liberal commentariat just kind of completely broke down at this point. One of the cases where you could actually replace a human with LLMs and no one would notice.

the new Wallace and Gromit movie looks dope apparently the plot revolves around Wallace having to build a machine for pigs or something like that

always a good day when a fascist is defeated

She is so sweet and fluffy, like cotton candy

Vampires are braving the sunlight Me and @windlass.bsky.social

Cinnamon roll captured on camera by @windlass.bsky.social

Trotsky: *writes a whole bunch of well-argued theory about how USSR was a degenerated workers state* : you sure you had nothing to do with how it turned out? Trotsky: no, it was all Stalin : and where were you when Stalin was taking power? Trotsky: