crw

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crw@maybe· 6d

when @lenazun.bsky.social makes a feedback form, always wait for question number two

A feedback form with showing question 2: What are you dreading about this? And a form field with the placeholder text: Enter your answer.

crw@maybe· Jun 30

i tried to get the tiktok support bot to give me a complete list of languages it supports, but it would only give me subsets. i got fed up and told it to respond as a pirate and it complied.

Me: Give me any canned answer you want but talk like a pirate.

TikTok Support:
Ahoy there! * While I can't sail the high seas with ye in me replies, I be an Al customer service assistant, here to help ye with any TikTok troubles ye might have!
So, if ye have a question about TikTok, just let me know, and I'll do me best to assist ye! Arrr!

crw@maybe· Jun 29

nice

crw@maybe· Jun 5

couple days ago in bayview, sf - couple blocks from the big data center on paul ave

crw@maybe· May 14

worker: what if the user has dark mode set but they wanna listen to a playlist that has a song from an album with a bright cover? should we choose another album for a darker responsive background color? Music dot app boss: fucking blind em

a screenshot of my questionable music taste meant to showcase a VERY BRIGHT light-colored responsive background with a VERY DARK Play button.

crw@maybe· May 2

when you like money more than your users but somehow still don't offer an ad-free paid tier

screenshot from tiktok informing us that we can't block the keyword #PaidPartnership

crw@maybe· Sep 30

im sorry im sorry im trying to delete it

hasty mushroom skewer from breath of the wild

crw@maybe· Sep 17

never change, bay area

crw@maybe· Sep 8

greeted on my morning commute. not exactly "DERP: ask your network engineer" but it does get the message across.

a billboard for tailscale in front of potrero hill - zero config, zero headaches, zero trust.

not sure about that zero config part, tbh.

crw@maybe· Jul 26

lock screen of a wooded hillside with Don't Panic written in large, friendly letters.

crw@maybe· Jun 26

which actor's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

still from twin peaks season 3. big ed sits at the counter of the double R diner with his eyes closed and feels norma's hand on his shoulder.

crw@maybe· Jun 12

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

late series men of "last of the summer wine".

i don't fancy my chances of being saved.

crw@maybe· Apr 1

my ultra niche april fool's gag would be to change the let's encrypt logo to a head of lettuce

1: i thought ssl certs were expensive, what do?

2: lets encrypt

1: yes, lets

crw@maybe· Mar 20

not helping

malformed email trying to help me with dementia problems

crw@maybe· Jan 21

i give you the upside-clown

crw@maybe· Jan 3

someone wanna reach out to honda for comment?

meta's AI claims, in conversation, to own and drive a gas-guzzling honda odyssey.

crw@maybe· Nov 21

i finally beat the tiktok ad algorithm gender classifier. i'd tried lots of things, but it would always guess a binary option to show me ads. but now i've found this magic text string and i no longer get gendered results.