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Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jul 17

Finished the sculpt of a sitting blob Corviknight at the request of my boyfriend. It does work pretty good in a 0.2mm 3D print. The files are available on my FA. www.furaffinity.net/view/65714404/ #fatfur #3dprinting #nsfw #furry

A sitting blob corviknight. Very fat, feather, furry bird. This version even got their whole tiddies out, nipples n all. Though a nipple version isn't the only option, could be smooth also.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jul 16

finished a sculpt, ill publish the files when the print turns out good. *dancing gif* but off to bed or whatever.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jul 13

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jul 6

seems fun

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Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jun 1

mae

crudely drawn mae borowski. dummy thicc and phat. i am tired and stressed. last day of may, mae day.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· May 25

A kiss

Nate the raccoon and Tyler the wolf enjoying some more intensive cuddles and kisses. In the process Tyler is mostly covering Nate while both look like theyre enjoying themselves and eachother.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Apr 26

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Dec 19

Can you believe it guys? Christmas! Just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Yoohoo! I am so happy about this information. Oh wow. Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just in a week. It got here to fast. Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Yoohoo! I am so happy about this informati

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Nov 18

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Oct 2

october 1st >:3c #raccoonday #raccoonappreciationday

International Raccoon Appreciation Day
Every year on October 1st, International Raccoon Appreciation Day encourages people to learn more about raccoons and show appreciation for them. The day also encourages people to protect the raccoon's natural habitat.
The raccoon is a nocturnal mammal characterized by its bushy ringed tail. Raccoons are also known for wearing what looks to be a little black mask around their eyes. This animal is native to North America. It can be found in many parts of the U.S., Canada, Mexico, and the northern part of Souther America. There are also raccoons in Germany, Russia, and Japan.

a very low quality reaction image of a raccoon staring directly at the viewer with a smile

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Sep 10

you can't see where im looking at when wearing sunglasses >:3c

poorly cropped raccoon wearing sunglasses

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Aug 15

also not first 5 since I bought gmod for myself and ex-friends on another account before this one.

My steam perchase history of oldest to newest with 2 $20 wallet credits, don't starve and don't starve together, $13 wallet credit, oxygen not included and oneshot, don't starve shipwreck and reign of giants, $50 more wallet credits, stardew valley

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jul 16

A hard working blue collar coyote eyeing you up and down. Do you accept? A piece for @flintheavypaw.bsky.social #fatfur #furryart #commission

Ash the coyote spent all day tending the golden field of wheat; an honest day's work. Coming back past the fence to have a little breather before heading inside to cool off. Leaning against the fence, causing the entire post to lean a good foot or two backwards from the shear amount of heft Ash has on his waist. Raising an arm to take off his hat and the other to wipe the sweat off his brow until he spots you. I think he has another idea to "cool off" instead. Holding his hat in clear view in an attempt to flirt with the embroidered words "MY BALLS SAG HEAVY" in clear white, bold letters on the green hat.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jun 24

hasnt been updated in a hot minute but it still works~

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jun 1

have you even done something that uh... oh... have you ever?... what did....... oh i feel... weird... oh i feel. gay... oh hmmpf oh... #pridemonth

raccoon staring directly into your soul (i dont own the image)

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· May 27

Tyler just wants to show off now. Showing off how big he gotten. How much he grown these past few months. He loves it when people get flustered looking at his immense size and girth. There's only one thing that he must do~ and that's to keep growing. Wonderful YCH from ‪@snootfultonto.bsky.social‬

Tyler the wolf in his cerberus form laying in bed, right arm behind Oric and his left arm on his massive belly that doubles as the mattress he rests on. Oric on the left is all content, Ebon in the middle is excited and jovial, Myth on the right seems to be flustered about it all. The belly he brings almost completely overshadows his own legs and fupa... Almost. Completely overshadows. He is happy, he in content, yet I don't doubt if he wants more on his waist.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· May 20

oi @sodiux.bsky.social , should check your twitter, it got compromised.

Screenshot I took because their account got compromised on the bird place. Just a simple text convo of "Hello, cna you spare a moment? I have a concern I'd like to discuss" and I just respond with "?".

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· May 2

furaffinity is down :( can only look through the window and see them eating spaghetti code #fatfur #furaffinity

small Nate the raccoon having the spongebob boo-womp face in the window reflection watching fat Fender excitedly waiting for some extra shredded server rack cheese on the pot full is spaghetti cables.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Apr 25

late? more like fashionable late (i thought it was gonna be a few day thing but uh... no... (was also busy yesterday but was able to start it yesterday at least so it counts RIGHT?!?!? (baggy clothes really hides the thickness...))) #fatfurgala

Nate the raccoon in a relaxed pose leaning on his cane with his left hand in his jacket pocket. Underneath wearing a red turtle neck sweater and a pair of blue jeans, topped off with some stylish glasses and a ring piercing on his right ear.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Apr 14

@inasham.bsky.social decided to be a dork and wanted me to pose him for a few pictures. I obviously started getting carried away with the composition of it and ignoring him trying to be a tease. #drawover #fatfur

A rendered closer to a painting style drawing of Tyler the wolf posing on a bed in a more ancient Greek inspired posed. Laying down on his side, blanket covering his pelvis while propping his head up with his right arm.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Mar 11

Just admiring @inasham.bsky.social in numerous ways, nothing to see here~ Thanks to @stickbird.bsky.social making this, turned out really good and definitely wasnt really shy to just ask for your socials so i can give ya credit and waited until i just stumbled upon your name. #fatfur #commission

a four panel page of fat furry porn between Nate the raccoon and Tyler the wolf. From top down, left to right, is Tyler sitting on Nate while he's laying down and says "Do you like me on top?", Nate's face completely smothered by Tyler's belly, obviously enjoying it replied with a muffled "Mmmph". Nate sitting up with Tyler sitting on Nate's massive belly facing towards him, both of their faces obscured as Tyler just says "Fuck babe~ I love riding ya~". Nate laying on his back again but Tyler is laying on top of him, back up as he pins Nate's hands to the ground, Nate really flustered when Tyler says "Like that hun~?". And the last panel having Nate be on all fours, looking exhausted and flustered, taking Tyler from behind, His massive gut covered Nate's back up to his shoulder blades as he goes to town on him, the only thing Tyler says is "hah... fuck."

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Feb 20

definitely didnt just happen while in the movie theater on valentines w/ @inasham.bsky.social... it was paddington 3... i absolutely didn't just slowly pull up his shirt to give a rub and he just ripped it up. didnt happen, nope, definitely not. we of course weren't the only people there #fatfur

a work in progress of Nate the raccoon rubbing Tyler the wolf's belly in the middle of watching a movie in a theater.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Feb 15

A gift for @harleythedragon.bsky.social, youre pretty cool :3

A cheesy photoshoot background with 90s lasers, Victor the otter and Harley the dragon in the foreground looking into the distance. Harley having a serious face while lifting his shirt exposing his gut. Victor behind him looking in the other direction with a smile and hands on Harley's shoulders. Tyler the wolf and Nate the raccoon having a surprised expression from a surprised photo taken of them eating, their moment plastered on the background w/ a soft fade and gradient to tie it all together.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jan 31

You think I COULDN'T get a horny piece also?~ @inasham.bsky.social for being a lovely tank @satoleone.bsky.social for making this~

Tyler the Wolf getting funnel fed, stuffed, and measured at the same time by two lovelies. Seems like he's doing well... maybe a little overstimulated and flustered from the whole ordeal~

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jan 31

A relaxing time with two of my favorite people, nothing more needs to be said. Thanks for @inasham.bsky.social for being there Thanks to @satoleone.bsky.social for making this

Tyler, Nate, and Bean having a nice dinner together in a restaurant.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jan 31

We were just playing a little game until SOMEONE decided he wanted to win. I... don't really mind it to be honest... but my neck is starting to hurt. Tyler is from @inasham.bsky.social Artwork made by @voidflame.bsky.social

Tyler the Wolf and Nate the Raccoon playing a game together. But Nate is struggling to see with Tyler's massive gut entirely engulfing his vision... probably a way to win the game? Whatever reason he's doing it, Nate doesnt seem to mind too much.

Mayonnaise@mayoisaninstrument· Jan 22

I'm not dead, just working incredibly slowly and finally finished @sonix.bsky.social's commission