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James (@mayornaise) · DIRTY

James

@mayornaise

Trophy husband. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. Your friendly neighborhood commie. Living in America’s Dairyland.

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James@mayornaise· Jul 22

@beckybunzy.bsky.social we have an imposter

Bunz

James@mayornaise· Jul 4

Due to a shortage of Independence, July 4th has been moved to November 3rd. #Midterm Elections

James@mayornaise· Jun 29

Show me a picture that captures your essence

Me playing an old guitar

James@mayornaise· Jun 27

Wanna ride the ferry with us?

James@mayornaise· Jun 11

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida honey, don’t you know that I’m loving youuuuu…

Julie Andrews

James@mayornaise· Jun 8

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it)

Sticker from a restaurant in Door County Wisconsin named Prince of Pierogi

James@mayornaise· May 27

My phone is full of my Dinky

My phone

James@mayornaise· May 5

I’m thinking road trip

Coffee cup from the Daily Pie Cafe, Pie Town, New Mexico

Reverse side of the cup

James@mayornaise· Apr 18

Found this stainless steel frog in a pawn shop

James@mayornaise· Apr 17

Memories of another alt.

My favorite coffee cup. I used to be MisterPants a long time ago.

James@mayornaise· Mar 17

This is me on BlueSky.com

Sign with 4 arrows going in a circular direction, separated by Oversharing, Yapper's regret, Vow of silence, and Irrepressible urge to talk.

James@mayornaise· Mar 8

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Woman and dog on a frozen beach. I love them so ♥️♥️

James@mayornaise· Feb 9

Who are you??

James@mayornaise· Feb 5

Caption says This is how a snake's mouth looks from the inside, I think everything is clear now.

James@mayornaise· Jan 28

Where's the lie?

ripped from Mastodon, blurry red background, soldiers on the bottom edge, text says People are being murdered in the street because the president rapes children

James@mayornaise· Jan 25

Cake anyone? Courtesy of @SlatsGrobnik @mastodon.social

Picture of a chocolate layer cake unfrosted still in the baking pan. The center of the cake either undercooked or something has made it look like a big brown butthole. Caption says "I've made bad cakes, but never rectum like this before."

James@mayornaise· Jan 22

His whole body would fit inside a chastity cage. Even a flat top.

James@mayornaise· Jan 15

Split picture on left is person standing in a white KKK robe and hood. Person on right is ICE agent in black uniform.

James@mayornaise· Aug 26

I heard it’s National Dog Day so here’s my Sammy girl wandering past my at home work station giving the old man some side eye

Samantha, Sammy, Sammy Wynette, Baby Girl, Poopsie

James@mayornaise· Aug 24

Oh, just one more thing...

Sign that says
In this house we believe
All cops are bastards
Landlords are parasites
Sex work is work
Billionaires shouldn't exist
ICE is terrorism
No war but Class War
A Woman's place is in the Revolution
Solidarity is everything
None of us are free until we are ALL free

James@mayornaise· Feb 26

Dangerous coats

James@mayornaise· Feb 10

Never abandon your dreams.

A big yellow poofy dog is sitting very good dog like staring at a picture hanging on the wall. The picture is a yellow tennis ball on a black background.

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