By which I mean the whole cutting apparatus is surrounded, so you couldn’t use it to cut precise lines for a goatee or sideburns or whatever. But bc it’s my head I don’t need to.

Brother, do I have the test for you

😬😬 the 30-50 feral hogs guy was right

Omg I found one

Me speaking to Mitch McConnell earlier today

Only three or so weeks as a soccer fan here but this pic of Haaland smashing a dude’s face is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Because they’re our southern neighbor I have adopted Mexico as my team during the World Cup but this dude gives off major cop energy

Aren’t these ostensibly the people we bombed Iran to protect?

Lmao

For reference

That guys is literally doing the dril tweet

Cormac McCarthy ass post

David I want you to know that everyone at my work LOVES AI and any time they push it on me, I do the David Simon “I’d rather put a gun in my mouth.” Thank you for being an inspiration.

A good “how online were you in 2015/2016” test: what did he say between these two pictures? Real ones know.

A shocking number of things have logos that look like buttholes

I mean, how do you even combat this level of coordinated propaganda

Damn stolen valor much, Bruce?

The future is just this forever. I do not get how people do not understand this.

Dude what a piece of shit this woman is. Hopefully she’s done some soul searching after this.

Marco Rubio is such a strong leader that he’ll walk around like this instead of standing up for himself

Courtesy @usapolling.bsky.social

this is the same political party saying this, yes?

Is that O’Reilly?! Jfc he looks like Ron Paul mixed with this dude

I keep seeing this big reveal that this author revealed her true identity after years and I’m dying bc to me she looks identical in every picture but people in the comments are like “omg I can’t believe this is the same person.”

For how evolved or whatever humans are this shit is embarrassing af