Kirk McKeand (@mckkirk) · DIRTY

Kirk McKeand

@mckkirk

Microplastics, they’re fantastic. Content Director @ GLHF. Consultancy, mock reviews. Did some writing for a video game called The Axis Unseen.

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Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jun 5

Had a great chat with Abubakar Salim about acting on House of the Dragon, making video games, and his surprising party trick. www.gaming.firezidechat.com/p/firezide-c...

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· May 15

Bluesky

The famous Manchester New Year photo from the UK, which shows a drunk man splayed on the floor, belly showing, as he reaches for a bottle of Corona on the concrete. In the front, two police officers pin down another man as a woman leans over as if to offer the man her hand. Taxis queue up in the background and revellers mingle next to piss stained walls.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Apr 14

@baldbreens.bsky.social found the link to the company

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Apr 14

Looks like right wing moron Calvin Robinson’s site, God is a Geek, has been sold to some iGaming AI slop factory. Meet, erm, Pete Hines?

A horrific AI simulacrum of a generic white man who’s supposed to be Pete Hines.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Apr 13

I see there’s some discourse but my cat just perfectly folded up so he looked like an orb

A ginger cat sits with all his paws tucked and looks like a little ducky

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Feb 22

He said

Geralt of Rivia walks with spangly legs in an early The Witcher 3 animation bug

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jan 31

Cheeky endgame stats

Cairn end game stats: Summit reached on day 16. 11 hours playtime. 111 falls, 11 deaths, Alpinist difficulty with assist off.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jan 6

Read this at 11 lol

The book cover for Eat Them Alive from author Pierce Nace. The cover features a praying mantis with blood dripping down its mandibles.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Dec 16

Couldn’t beat last year

My Steam Replay which shows 150 games played and 117 new games in 2025

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Oct 3

I’m an artist

Dave asks for a tagline suggestion for his Baby Steps review. I reply: Donkey Dong Country

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Sep 30

I mean, come on. www.dbltap.com/features/sil...

The Silent Hill f team talk about the themes of gender inequality and societal pressures on women that they wanted to explore in the game.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Sep 4

Ah, then you might not be ready for this.

Randy Pitchford, pupils like pinpricks, kneels suggestively in a filthy bathroom. The toilet paper is angled on the holders in a threatening way. The sink is filled with what looks like liquid shit. The floor is a Scrabble board and we can’t make out any complete words, enhancing the sense we’re actually not seeing the photo and we’re instead having a stroke.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jul 2

Rob Stafford was also supposed to be at Develop

His page has since been scrubbed

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jul 1

Geoff Keighley reaches out to caress Hideo Kojima’s face. Hideo Kojima looks away, rejecting Keighley’s advances.

“Should we have connected?”

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jun 30

Kojima asking his devs to put a giant cosmic arse in the night sky. His mind.

A cosmic butt in Death Stranding 2

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jun 28

GOTY

A PlayStation game called I’m in Loge With Your Dead Grandmother

A weird guy poses with his teeth out in the PS5 edition of I’m in Love With Your Dead Grandmother

I can’t rewrite this entire thing, but I’ll describe it: the game and legal info for the game in the other screens reads like a cry for help from an incel.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jun 23

Sam wears an oxygen mask in Death Stranding 2

Sam skates over oil in Death Stranding 2

Sam falls in a catapult capsule in Death Stranding 2

Sam walls across a barren desert in Death Stranding 2

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jun 23

Some lovely screens.

Death Stranding 2 bike

The moon hangs over a snowy mountain in Death Stranding 2

A truck caught in a sandstorm in Death Stranding 2

Sam shoots across a mountain on a hoverboard in DS2

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jun 19

I’m doing my part

I blocked JD Vance

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· May 27

This guy would shoot you with a sleeping dart and perform a five minute monologue at you in Far Cry 5

Tommy Robinson looks like even more of a cunt after coming out of prison, with hair and beard like a castaway

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· May 4

I love having a 14 year old.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Feb 20

Petition to ban socially awkward nerds from positions of power

Destiny director Christopher Barrett sends inappropriate messages to staff

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Feb 8

Silent Hills is officially cancelled

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jan 22

Just having a normal and not at all harrowing lunch with @benstarr.bsky.social

Ben Starr sniffs at a restaurant receipt like a fucking goblin

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jan 22

Knew the block was coming so here it is

Chet Faliszek says he’ll celebrate IGN layoffs because he doesn’t agree with an early access review of Hyper Light Breaker

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jan 11

What about the CEO

CEO of CI Games says he’s anti DEI

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Jan 7

My honest reaction to this news. (Imagine a second image of someone farting into the wind)

A Slack conversation where I tell my team not to cover news of Notch saying he’s doing something he will probably never do again (make something)

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Dec 12

It’s time for the Alternative Game Awards 2024 www.si.com/videogames/f...

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Another passage from the linked text

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Dec 11

Oh, this is the game.

A slack conversation where George says she wrote “this is for Kirk” when she saw Sleight of Hand, an indie game that combines Metal Gear with Dishonored. Josh replies in agreement.

Kirk McKeand@mckkirk· Dec 6

The Thing Remastered is a brilliant touch-up from Nightdive. www.si.com/videogames/r...

Text: there’s a creature out there that can wear your face. It can wrap itself in your skin like a fleshie onesie, nestling against your organs. Anyone you meet could be the beast, such is its skill at taking on their very essence. Some say it makes you even better. The beast’s name? Nightdive Studios.