Jules McWyrm

@mcwyrm

#smallTownRedState theater kid; micro-influencee; small-time software dev; never worries about his line; willing to follow your #ttrpg account

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Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· 16h

sorry to hear it. Here's what it's like out my way, after 5 (?) days now of solid rain.

Several black cows standing in a flooded pasture.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· 10d

I made up a big batch. 8 jars, enough to last me through the winter, probably. The color isn't near as good as last year, but the flavor is still excellent. I'll take it.

A single bottle of a pale green sauce sitting on a wooden counter.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· 11d

Went to a record store w/ my kid (a pretty hip 18 yr old) last weekend. We browsed around for awhile. He came up to me and said, "You know that Cramps album, Bad Music for Bad People?" He knows I like the Cramps, knows I know the album. "Well," he said w/ a smile, "Look a *this*!"

The 1994 Fat Records compilation "Fat Music for Fat People"

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· 13d

Ear tree Rockville, IN

A tree with scaring that looks remarkably like a human ear.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· 13d

In this house we believe:
Treasure is real
Pyramids are powerful
Killing is okay
The law can't stop you

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· 17d

I only wear my nipples on special occasions.

Minnesota law and the federal TAKE IT DOWN Act already prohibit and provide remedies for the knowing, nonconsensual dissemination of deepfakes depicting genitals, the pubic area, anus, or exposed nipples without sweeping in ordinary AI-assisted editing of **everyday body parts**.

(emphasis added)

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· 19d

wut?

Donald J. Trump:

John Thune should not allow the United States Senate to "leave town" until it passes The Save America Act or, far better still, TERMINATES THE FILIBUSTER, where Republicans can then quickly pass everything they ever dreamed of, including a full and **deep throated** SAVE AMERICA ACT, the Budget, ad the ever looming Debt Ceiling disaster, 1929! The Dumocrats will do it on day one, and can't believe how lucky they got with this Senate leadership. Remember, stupidity always brings LOSING & DEATH! President DJT

(emphasis added)

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· 24d

I'm a little concerned about this coffee.

A coffee cup with "+2 shots" written in sharpie, but the stem on the 'h' is very short so it looks like "+2 snots."

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jul 15

I finished the 1st book and started the 2nd. It does not get better.

Male writers writing female characters:
"Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jul 12

Primary every Democrat who releases a statement about how sad they are to lose their good buddy Lindsey fucking Graham.

Primary every fucking Democrat which releases a statement that includes the phrase "while we disagreed on a lot of things ..."

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jul 12

Tread carefully, but I think this is the way:

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jul 10

A weasel-free Hamlet? Never!

HAMLET: Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel?
POLONIUS: By th’ mass and ’tis, like a camel indeed.
HAMLET: Methinks it is like a weasel.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jul 10

I mean ... Schumer *endorsed* the guy. So it really doesn't seem like he was conspiring to take him out of the race. www.foxnews.com/politics/wat...

After being asked about the candidate for a fifth time, Schumer finally responded, "As I said, I endorsed Graham Platner."

"We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate," he reiterated before walking away.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jul 5

... and then there's the Milk House, a cavernous store on the edge of town that, as far as I've seen, is always eerily empty.

A large free-standing storefront behind an empty stretch of asphalt. Fall decorations - pots of mums and bundles of cornstalks - line the front of the building. A large sign, black with blocky white letters, says "MILK HOUSE" above the entrance.

There are no people or cars.

An interior shot of a cavernous space with a polished concrete floor. One wall is lined with rusted barn metal and faux barn wood. A glass fronted commercial refrigerator filled with jugs of dairy products is set into this wall.

There are no people.

A large interior space with a polished concrete floor. Banks of florescent lights and several strands of string lights are suspended above several round tables with paper table cloths and folding chairs.

There are no people.

An interior space with a polished concrete floor. The wall is lined with rusted barn metal and barn wood. Set into this wall are several large windows the give a clear view in to a bright white space filled with stainless steel tanks and equipment.

There are no people.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jul 5

For instance, there's this statue of a fairy on the courthouse lawn. Idk why it's there, but I do know that most years there's a datura patch that grows nearby.

This is an picture of the Bond County, IL courthouse. It's a large brick building with an expansive lawn. In the lawn, there is a bronze statue on a raised plinth. The statue is perhaps 3 feet tall and depicts a slender naked figure with delicate wings.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 28

Does London get more rain than NYC? No. No, it does not. Not even close. research.reading.ac.uk/research-blo...

Greenwich Observatory, London gets 562mm per year on average. That’s less than Malta (592mm) and Rome (586mm) and very similar to Barcelona (520mm). London’s rain is about half of the annual average of Sydney (1,222mm) or Orlando or New York (1,175mm and 1,059mm respectively).

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 25

Look, these wouldn't be my 1st choice either, but it beats stifling to death in your apartment.

A marketing photo of a portable indoor AC unit.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 24

This doesn't *look* like the profile of an expert national political strategist, but looks can be deceiving. What am I missing? Please tell me the master strategy that would have changed the 2016 election.

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Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 20

It's Juneteenth. Post your favorite Black fictional character.

A character sketch of Hiro Protagonist - Greatest Swordsman and Part-Time Hacker! (Snow Crash)

by Ryan Ching (hsiaohsienching@gmail.com)

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 14

In all honesty, I never watched Gummi Bears until, like, 2010. A more accurate answer:

Chronicles of Prydain, Lloyd Alexander

This image from the cover of The Horned King. It shows Tara in the foreground, his back to the viewer. He has a dagger in his hand. Beyond him, the Horned King is astride a rearing black horse, wielding a sword.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 14

Adventures of the Gummi Bears, 1986 - 1991

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 10

This is one of the best photos I've ever taken.

Two kittens - a torti and a tux - laying on a wooden workbench. Behind them are a couple of potted plants, a large apothecary jar, and a tin bucket. The background is all greenery.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 5

Click through. There's some context you're missing.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· Jun 4

This is fairly well established in the industry. lohmann-breeders.com/future-of-eg...

A table showing white egg layers outperform brown egg layers in terms of eggs laid and feed consumption (brown egg layers eat more). Brown eggs, however, are harder to crack.

(I would fully replicate this table in text, but I don't know how. I'm sorry.)

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· May 30

The thing is, most little towns in the midwest of any size have a visitor's center somewhere downtown. They're already investing in a brick-and-mortar. So make the restrooms public and put a sign out front.

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· May 29

Found this looking through old photos. This is something my oldest kid did in school back in ... idk, 20012 maybe?

A photo of a worksheet.

The printed text "I want to be

... when I grow up" frames a space for a short answer.

In that space, there are three crude drawings, little more than smiley faces: a face with a beard and a horned helmet (a viking), a face with a peaked hat w/ stars on it (a wizard), and a masked face with crossed swords behind it (a ninja).

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· May 28

Screenshot of a Google search.

Search text: how many ps are in salma

Did you mean "how many ps are in selma"

There is 1 "p" in the name Salma (S-A-L-M-A).

Wait, I think I spelled it out a little too fast - there are actually zero ps in Salma!

Screenshot of a Google search.

Search text: how many ps are in selma

There is exactly 1 "p" in the word "Selma".

S - P - L - M - A

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· May 23

(It actually wasn't this one, tho - it was some low brow kid lit sci fi thing I found in the school library in, like, 1st grade. I can't remember the title or much else about it, so you get BtT)

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· May 22

I got it1

Jules McWyrm@mcwyrm· May 21

This might be rude, but I have to share. These are pics that @thepipsqueakery.bsky.social shared on the other place. You've got to see 'em.