Sam Clarke
@mfxduckman
Scottish. Weed enthusiast. Life long pro wrestling fan. Rugby, football and cricket fan. Comics and nerd shit is my jam. I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals. Follow for lukewarm takes on pro wrestling and other random thoughts.
My Mum ordered the wrong candles off Amazon for my birthday cake. They look like giant joints. Which, if you know me, is actually perfect.
My niece Niamh turns 10 today. Cant believe she’s already in double figures. Such a cool kid, smart, funny, cheeky as hell and adores Taylor Swift and Stranger Things. My little Niamhy Wonder (her mum wouldn’t let me nick name her Stone Cold Niamh Austin). Have a brilliant day kiddo!
In a world of violence, hate and pathological lying taking away all our joy, here’s my Dad yesterday celebrating his 80th birthday with his family and a giant cake. A happy old man to cleanse the timeline today.
Following the post below, this is the Halloween mask my darling, little princess of a niece chose! She’s gonna scare the parents, never mind the other kids!
Hey Siri, show me the definition of a “dork.” Siri: Here’s what I found under the definition of “dork.” 🤼 AEW
How do you know someone is in their 40s? They get really excited by a new cooking pan! 😛
Now THAT is what I call a good steak dinner. Bone in ribeye. Absolutely delicious.
Had a cracking Italian lunch with my Mum, Dad and Aunt who is visiting us from England for a week. Had a fillet of beef carpaccio with rocket and Parmesan. Fritto Misto for main with garlic and Parmesan chips. Absolutely delicious. If you’re ever in Oban in West of Scotland hit Kiana.
Best steak I’ve ever had in my life for lunch. Now settling in for some laughs with Tom Segura at the Hydro! Good day so far folks.
Deposited some cash for a poker tournament I’m playing tonight. Just won $500 thanks to free bonus casino spins they gave me on deposit! $500 for nothing. Bonus spins on a slot. 5th spin out of 10 free ones I hit it. Nearly shat my shorts! I’m definitely getting the £50 Rioja w/ lunch on Friday now!
To be fair, this has the whiff of desperation that you only get from an indie promotor who can’t shift any tickets. The “look at the likes” part being the saddest and therefore funniest part of the whole post. I wish they’d just leave the indie scene alone and not try to swallow it up. 🤼
Was going through photos from last few years. I think this is my favourite. Me, my brother and nephew before the first All In at Wembley. Good times. #AEW
Another cool thing about Clear Sky is you can see the lists people have been added to. Like this douche who slagged off wrestling, then blocked me when I replied. Look at the shit he’s on. Imagine living a life that ended up with you having this kind of rap sheet. A professional cockstain.
I haven’t watched WWE in years, so I don’t comment on it from a product point of view. Can’t judge what you don’t watch. Although I’ll judge the fuck out of their shady business moves and their history. But this image right here is one of the main reasons I’ll never watch it again. Fucking eww.
My back could do with this today. I reckon it’d either kill me or cure me.
I don’t usually do this, and please, correct me if I’m wrong. But I swear this exact same account, same profile pic and samples of work, followed me under a different name. Pretty sure it’s fake. Just a head’s up for the rest of you. Again, could I be wrong, it has been known on occasion to happen!
There’s a walking tour of all the unbelievably cool murals on buildings in Glasgow. If you’re ever in the city, they’re a true must see. Look at these beauties. Man I miss living in Glasgow.
Knocked up some meatballs for dinner tonight (and rest for the freezer). Beef, pork, onion, garlic, breadcrumbs, basil, oregano, Parmesan, fresh parsley, s and p and an egg to bind. Will make a tomato sauce later. Roll them in seasoned flour, fry off and then finish in the sauce. Hell. Fucking. Yes!