michael coyote

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michaelcoyote just about everywhere. Mostly these days... This isn't debate club, I am not going to debate you. ignosce sed nunquam oblitus sis

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michael coyote@michaelcoyote· 22d

Twitter user @sumbitches saying "I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid"

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· 23d

"You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker."

Three men two wearing sweatshirts with the words "turds of misery" and each with a bass and an electric guitar. There is a man in a blue chamberay shirt with a beer bottle sitting in front of the two men. All three wear serious expressions.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· 23d

"I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid"

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· 25d

He was always kind of a crank and he'd get really pissy if you questioned him on anything.

It's a Facebook response from James Howard Kunstler from 2012 saying "Blow Me"

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· 29d

You: Is Portland a sports town? Me: Oh yeah for sure. <the sport>

It's Portland Pickles baseball mascot Dillon T. Pickle posing without his baseball uniform for some reason. He's wearing his hat though.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Jul 9

It's how I found out most of the gory details about Watergate. I still had to figure out who John Mitchell was without Wikipedia.

It's a Doonesbury strip from May 29, 1973 in which Mark Slackmeyer pronounces Richard Nixon’s Attorney General John Mitchell “GUILTY! GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!”

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Jun 26

it's a strawberry candy. the kind your great aunt had in a bowl on the dining room table.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Jun 24

Hats off to @monarchdiaries.bsky.social who fucking called the reflecting pool fiasco like a month ago.

Painting of Babe Ruth pointing at where he's going to put his home run hit. It's called "The Called Shot"

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Jun 23

It's a goofy looking bronze bust of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Seriously how tf did this get made?

Someone looked at the plaster version of this and said, "send it".

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Jun 17

Threads (1984)

It's a UK Traffic Warden with an Armalite rifle over his shoulder wearing a bloodied white paper mask.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Jun 17

This level of cultural currency is something that the old Republican Party didn't have.

It's a pig with a big pile of shit on his enormous balls.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Jun 5

antpack

It's a "kings of the wild frontier" era Adam Ant

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Jun 2

Screenshot of Ken Watanabe from Godzilla with the words "let them fight" below..

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· May 18

It's the nori eyebrows guy (Amarao) from the anime FLCL.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· May 18

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· May 10

It's a Love and Rockets panel with Hopey and Izzy on stage. Izzy is at the mic saying "If you were really hard core, you would have thrown a full bottle"

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· May 7

My ideal portable setup.

It's a very suave man with a pipe in a brown pinstripe suit at a payphone logged in to somewhere via a Radio Shack portable computer and an acoustic coupler.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Apr 25

Todd's head exploding: Achewood Oct 17, 2007

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Apr 24

Something like this...

It's a blue and white Panasonic bike with at least five Panasonic decals on it and a Panasonic branded water bottle.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Apr 15

Time to leave India. So long and thanks for all the briyani.

It's a plantain leaf covered in briyani.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Apr 2

Too many to list and many of them have been posted, but I think this is an all timer and noone's mentioned it. Dude had a bunch of good ones. RIP Treebro

A tweet from tree_bro:

Sir? The intensive porpoises are here. They say you have something for them. Yes, all of them

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Apr 2

Yes please.

It's a green tokyu hands mug on a counter.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Mar 26

It's 2 panels of a comic from KC Green's Gunshow: Panel one is of a frowning man with folded arms staring out, the next panel, the man has thrown his hands in the air and is yelling "I GUESS" with a bewildered look on his face.

michael coyote@michaelcoyote· Mar 22

RIP Sam Keith, Artist for Epicurus the Sage. He also did some other stuff, but this was my introduction to him. Every page is like this. It's fantastic.