thee Michael Whiteshoes
@michaelwhiteshoes
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes it can always get worse😐 i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
wrote this in the middle of the night yesterday & have been editing it in my head since...
big storm rolling in...here's a crappy photo of some clouds
these are my favorites a swedish salt licorice mixed bag
"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm."
Good Morning🌞 (say it back or i'm sending over my hitman) #GoodMorning
amerika here's a piece for a seditious 4th of july art show i put together...i was crazy busy & did this hungover the morning of the show (it's from a decade ago)
take one of these with me to work...it's huge (52oz) & i'm thinking of making it my entire personality maybe getting a holster or fanny pack made for it
Roxy, my brother's pup we've been "dog sitting" for two years 🙄 is obsessed with licking out yoghurt cups when you're done with them...if you happen to forget she pouts all day long😂🐶 here she is waiting for her turn
also here's the meme you should've sent me when i was trying to give you photography advice this morning😂
here's the one i'm looking to buy...pretty sure it's a Mamiya body with polaroid branding, it's one of the few besides the 8x10 that i didn't have & it's one of the few polaroids you can switch lenses on...gonna be my first purchase after i pay off my doctors 😂😐
i'm really good at problem solving but more & more i realize that it's a mistake letting people find this out😐
if you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula🧛♂️
wondering if you could tell me anything about a ring i've had for ages? it has two silver balls for resizing inside tge ring which makes me think it's older, that & the silver work on the sides of the ring are primitive in style. "Romero" is engraved in the inside of the ring...it's very heavy