Michelle 🖕🧊

@michellemv

she/her. Mother of cats and dogs. Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year. Former Gulf Coaster turned CO person. Team Oxford Comma.

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Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· 16d

Denver checking in. Also, someone remind that chud that he’s from New York City.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· 26d

It is 96 damn degrees at 6 pm in Northern Colorado. That is indeed some bullshit.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Jul 6

A white box containing black writing that says: People can be taught how to hate and people can can be taught how to spell. But apparently, it’s one or the other.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Mar 28

Almost forgot - my shirt for the march today.

Photo of a navy blue tshirt that has a red box in the middle with white stars & it says “This is the WORST SEQUAL EVER.” The O in WORST has a caricature of Trump’s orange toupee on the top.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Mar 28

More pics

Picture of a colorful protest sign that says “No Kings in 1776 and No Kings Now” at the No Kings 3 protest in Fort Collins, CO.

Photo of 2 protest signs; one says “Guardians of Pedophiles” and the other says “I Despise Old White Guys” at the No Kings 3 protest in Fort Collins, CO

Picture of a protest sign that says “No sign is big enough to list ALL the reasons I’m here!” for the No Kings 3 protest in Fort Collins, CO

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Mar 28

Pics from Fort Collins, CO #NoKings march today! @indivisiblenoco.com

Picture of lots of people carrying protest signs as they take part in No Kings 3 in Fort Collins, CO

Picture of hundreds of people carrying protest signs as they march in No Kings 3 in Fort Collins, CO

Picture of people carrying protest signs as they march in the No Kings 3 protest in Fort Collins, CO

Picture of a protest sign that says “The only orange monarch we need is..” with drawings of Monarch butterflies.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Feb 24

Ah yes. February in Colorado is known for having shorts weather.

A screenshot from the Carrot weather App. A cartoon with a blue sky with green hills & green trees. In white writing, the temperature reads 70 degrees & the app has commented “It’s a perfect day to go for a hike & get mauled by local wildlife.”

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Feb 11

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social - thought of you today when I picked this up! #breckenridgedistillery #bourbon

Photo of a bottle of bourbon whiskey with a white label that says Breckenridge Whiskey Port Cask Finish.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Jan 16

Loveland, CO friends - ICE contractor in your city. Screenshots below. Idk Loveland well enough to id where this is. Is it time to picket?

Screenshot identifying Peraton Risk Decision, Inc. as a background investigator for ICE.

Screenshot of address for Peraton Risk Services in Loveland, CO.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Jan 1

I lived bitch. As did every vaccinated person I know. Happy New Year all! May your 2026 land gently & treat you sweetly.

Screenshot of a lengthy Twitter post by someone named Jane Orick, M.D. that basically says everyone who was vaccinated against Covid would die on December 31, 2025. There’s a lot of other stupid conspiracy theory BS in the tweet too, but you don’t really want to know what it says. Your brain is better off not knowing.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Dec 27

The things you can see when you can hike in your own backyard 🥰

A view of Horsetooth Reservoir between the foothills in Fort Collins, CO.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Dec 15

Stop posting that useless shitbag’s comments. Post MVP’s response instead.

A black & white screenshot of Kamala Harris’ response to the death of Rob Reiner & Michele Reiner’s deaths. The post reads:

Rob Reiner’s work has impacted generations of Americans. The characters, dialogue, and visuals he brought to life are woven throughout our culture. Rob loved our country, cared deeply about the future of our nation, and fought for America’s democracy.

Rob and his wife Michele loved each other very much. They were dear friends, and Doug and I are devastated to hear of their passing. Our thoughts are with their loved ones during this tragic time.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Dec 6

A small brown, grey & white tabby cat sits in her cat tree sling, wondering why you’re bothering her

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Nov 21

Please do as Cap says

A cream colored poster of Captain America is his red, white & blue uniform. He is pointing at the viewer with a serious look on his face. The bottom of the poster contains the words in black ink with red accents: I Want YOU to Punch Nazis. Punch Every Goddamn One.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Nov 17

Forgot to add my pic of Isak Heartstone in Breckenridge

A picture of a large troll made completely out of recycled materials in Breckenridge, CO. He has a mischievous smile

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Nov 12

The greens and purples showed up later this evening in Fort Collins! #cowx

A photo of the Northern Lights in green, blue & purple over a set of buildings in the distance. If you look closely, you’ll see an airplane & several stars as well.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Nov 7

A picture of Sir Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi. White text says: Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Nov 4

Hey Colorado - make sure your drop your ballot of before 7 pm TODAY! Make good choices! #election2025

A picture of a white envelope that says Official Ballot Enclosed. The ballot in sealed inside & it contains the completed ballot for the Larimer County, Colorado election.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Oct 19

An edited screenshot of a Little Golden Book. It features a rabbit standing on its hind legs, wearing a yellow raincoat & carrying a red umbrella. The rabbit is pointing to the title of the book “Oh Christ, it’s This Asshole Again.”

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Oct 18

Forgot to post my own sign for the Fort Collins #NoKings march!

A white poster on a black background. The poster says “ICE was made for cocktails & hockey, NOT PEOPLE” There are badly drawn pictures of a pink martini with blue ice in it & a small black hockey puck.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Oct 18

More images from the Fort Collins, CO #NoKings March today

A white sign on which is written in black ink “New Levels of” and then in blue ink “Fuck this” and in red ink “SHIT”’

A blue sign on which is written in black ink “Deport the Fascists” with an image of a gold wig? Possibly a hamster? (It’s hard to tell lol) on the bottom

A nice man in a yellow sweatshirt and a grey beanie with sunglasses on holds a sign that says “Same Shit Different Hat” with pictures of a KKK hood, a baseball hat with a Dixie flag on, a Nazi SS officer hat and a red MAGA hat.

A nice man on a nice horse stands on the corner of the street. The man is carrying an American flag & the horse has NO KINGS written in white on its flank.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Oct 18

Images from the Fort Collins, CO #NoKings march today

A white sign that says in black ink: I know, I know…I’m standing up for what is right…I’m such a bitch.

A white sign on which is printed in black ink: Girls just want to have FUN-criminal government!

A white sign with a caricature of Donald Trump dressed as a king, with a square sign that says “mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most racist fascist of them all???

A sign that looks like an American flag with arrows at the bottom pointing in different directions. It says “This is what Patriotism looks like”

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Oct 18

Amazing turnout at the FoCo #NoKings protest - the march started at 10 am on the dot & JUST ENDED. It was only a mile but that’s how many folks turned up!

A shot of a massive crowd, dressed warmly for the chilly weather, waving American flags & carrying signs for the No Kings protest in Fort Collins, CO.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Sep 27

This is such a legit Colorado problem 😜

A warning from the Clear Creek, CO Sheriff that no one can enter Georgetown, CO unless they live there due to the traffic created by the lead peepers.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Sep 24

If it looks like a Nazi & sounds like a Nazi…

A photo of Elon Musk giving a Nazi salute at a blue podium with the Presidential Seal on it. The background is blue and white with white stars.

A photo os Stephen Miller speaking at a dark podium, against a backdrop of black and red.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Sep 18

Well. THAT cleansed my timeline in a beautiful way! Highly recommend.

Screenshot in dark mode showing BlueSky moderation tools. Specifically the “Add muted words and tags” screen. At the bottom, in the section labeled Your Muted Words, there is just one entry. The words are Charlie Kirk.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Aug 13

Thank you to the city of Seattle for making today much more bearable temp wise because yesterday was 🥵

Screenshot from the Carrot weather app - the screenshot shows a blue sky, light green hills & darker green trees. The screenshot says it’s 66 degrees in Seattle & that “according to its sensors, it’s cloudy in this municipality. They also say you should get that mole checked out.”

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Aug 8

Athena will celebrate International Cat Day 🐱 as soon as she’s done with the laundry.

A small tan and gray stripey cat sits inside a front load dryer with the door open, staring at the human who has the audacity to take a picture while she inspects the laundry facilities.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Aug 8

Fair winds and following seas to you Jim Lovell. A hero for so many #RIP #NASA #Apollo13

An picture of NASA astronaut Jim Lovell, celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 13 mission. A model of the Apollo 13 spacecraft sits behind his right shoulder.

Michelle 🖕🧊@michellemv· Jul 31