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Microflora

@microflora

🏳️‍⚧️ protect your trans and queer friends 🏳️‍🌈 photographer, producer, perhaps more he/he @subvert.fm

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Microflora@microflora· 2d

cidercade arlington #📷 #photography

on a smooth concrete floor, under an exposed warehouse ceiling, sit rows of neon-lit toy-filled claw machines labeled 'The Clawfather - HAPPY CATCHING'

Microflora@microflora· 4d

Ladylove, Bishop Arts District, Dallas

Interior of a club with orange mood lighting. Hifi equipment and speakers are visible on the left and reflected in the mirror on the right. The beam of an orange lamp sweeps from the mirror to the left.

Dark photo of a tall metal gate. A metal sign with the words "BAD ALLEY" stamped out hangs from the gate on chains. The letters are flipped as the photo is a view from the rear of the sign.

Microflora@microflora· 6d

woah you're spot on! my friend gifted me this a few months ago

photo of CD jewel case, album is 'Perfect Machine' by Herbie Hancock

Microflora@microflora· Feb 15

still from Sorry to Bother You (2018), a phone receives a "Video Message from Cassius" of two horse people looking at the camera

Microflora@microflora· Feb 15

Gintoki from Gintama lecturing over a parfait

Microflora@microflora· Feb 14

Lyrics from "Friend Zone" by Thundercat:

You stuck me in the friend zone.
That's that bullshit
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can come or you could go

Microflora@microflora· Feb 10

i offer you some pics of mr. Onion 😸

orange cat cuddled up on blanket

orange cat cuddled up on blanket

orange cat cuddled up on blanket

orange cat cuddled up on blanket

Microflora@microflora· Dec 30

having an epic time with this Kobo and KOreader, i just wish the backlight was more even 😫 just a big ole triangle on the bottom half of the screen

Kobo Clara Colour ereader with cool toned, uneven backlight

Kobo Clara Colour ereader with warm toned, uneven backlight

Microflora@microflora· Dec 29

Dav Pilkey predicted an orange man taking away all the books and making everyone supa dumb

page from Dog Man vol. 1 by Dav Pilkey:

BEFORE TOO LONG:
Three people holding blank books: "Rats! all the Books on earth are Blank!" "aw man!" "woe is us!"

SOON EVERYBODY FORGOT ABOUT READING.
Two people tossing books over their shoulders: "OH well" "what ever"

AND PEOPLE STARTED GETTING REALLY DUMB!!!
Three goofballs, one smacking his head with a hammer, another picking his nose: "DOY" "DOYee" "SUPA DOY!"

2 WEEKS LATER...
An orange cat in a tower labeled 'Petey's Secret Lab': "Awesome!"

Cat holding a gauge that reads, from right to left, 'GENIUS, SMART, OK, DUMB, SUPA DUMB'; the gauge points to below 'SUPA DUMB': "The world is supa dumb!!!"

Microflora@microflora· Dec 24

if motherfuckers are using the word "dysgenic" in your replies you should reevaluate

screenshot of Twitter post via XCancel:
@BallisticBooger
Jan 2
Very easy to tell watching any Apple presentation. It's like they intentionally choose the most disgenic mother fuckers around to show off their "diversity" - disgusting. @tim_cook should be ashamed of himself

Microflora@microflora· Dec 14

i'm making my first website and the number of convoluted css rules i added to avoid making this banner in photoshop should be banned

screenshot of a website banner reading "Microflora" in raised and partially translucent letters above a purple/rainbow striped pattern; website background is light pink. banner is vertical on site but rotated to the right for readability on here

Microflora@microflora· Dec 11

East Tennessee, Summer unedited jpegs #photography #📷 #landscape

A cloudy day. An outdoor self-service carwash built with red brick, with a forest green roof and red gutters. Above a couple coin and vending machines hangs a red awning reading "VENDING" and "CHANGE". No cars are visible.

Gentle morning sun. A vast field of green crops extends behind tall wildflowers and weeds on the roadside. In the misty distance, the obscured impression of tree-covered mountains is visible. A flock of geese coasts above it all.

Partly-cloudy morning. Sunlight filters through a tree trapped behind a long barbed wire fence, reflecting off the asphalt road outside. Innocuous electricity poles stand nearby; in the distance, tall spotlights stand more ominously above squat buildings.

Microflora@microflora· Nov 29

Bath House Cultural Center White Rock Lake Dallas, Texas #photography #streetphotography

two lengths of triangular bunting hang in a dim room; each flag on the bunting is individually decorated with diverse materials and styles, clearly crafted by human hands

three prints of a photograph of carnival rides lay on a table indoors; behind the table are a couple more tables with chairs, and behind those are a large opening to the outside through which slivers of trees, lake, and grass are visible

a man wearing a snapback turned to the side paints abstractly on a rectangular canvas set on an easel, situated underneath a folding canopy; behind the easel, a rack of shirts, a person, and a lake are visible

folding canopies in different pastel colors protect artists and vendors from the sun during an art fair on the shores of a lake; the shade is supplemented by a large tree whose branches hang in the top half of the frame

Microflora@microflora· Oct 28

Navasota, Texas #streetphotograpy #smalltown #stilllife

a large goblet holding a bouquet of flowers, surrounded by various home furnishings within an antiques store

sunlight pouring through a teal, mosaic-like stained glass window

an art deco style store sign reading "P. NEMIR" hanging from a corrugated metal awning

Microflora@microflora· Sep 20

[Virtual Waiter]
I am your touch screen waiter, tap

[Virtual Chef 1]
Welcome to i-cuisine
Here you go monsieur, please take a look at the virtual sushi menu

Player One has chosen one California roll, right away sir
Your dish is being prepared by top chef Gordon Ramsay

Song info: "Palm Trees, Wi-Fi, and Dream Sushi" by James Ferraro

Microflora@microflora· Aug 27

page from We're Going On A Bear Hunt by Michael Rosen / illustrated by Helen Oxenbury:

"We're going on a bear hunt.
We're going to catch a big one.
What a beautiful day!
We're not scared!

Oh-oh! A forest!
A big, dark forest.
We can't go over it.
We can't go under it.

Oh, no! We've got to go through it!"

A family on a hill looks towards a looming forest in the distance.

Microflora@microflora· Jul 31

dungeon meshi season 2 when

Microflora@microflora· Jul 4

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Kieran Culkin playing Roman Roy in Succession, who was nicknamed "Romulus" by his father Logan Roy

Microflora@microflora· Jul 3

my friend gets an amazing turbo nitro follicle maintenance treatment here you should give it a shot

photo of the interior of Tune Up: The Manly Salon

Microflora@microflora· Jul 2

republicans when daddy says it's time to destroy the country

a label pasted onto a vinyl record, displaying the slogan "HIS MASTER'S VOICE" above an illustration of a dog tilting his head listening to a gramophone

Microflora@microflora· Jun 29

idk man i'm still gonna keep my indian double-pistol push dagger in my back pocket just in case

Microflora@microflora· Jun 23

Fort Worth Japanese Garden camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #naturephotography #streetphotography #urbanphotography #unedited

two raised, covered platforms above a lush forest floor

large trees obscure three raised platforms with tall triangular roofs; kids hang out, backs turned, on the rightmost platform

a tree embedded into the side of a small hill; the afternoon sun bisects it into shadowed roots and a dazzling trunk

a rebar structure forms forms a mesmerizing 3d network of cubes; the structure supports many dark green moss balls

Microflora@microflora· Jun 18

the pure joy of cat is essential in our corrupt day and age

a loafed orange cat (Onion) in a blue checkered cat tunnel, looking up at a dangling fastener

Microflora@microflora· Jun 18

man this shit rocks. if you've ever wondered what frutiger aero sound like this is it #music

Song Metadata
Artist Name: James Ferraro
Track Title: Earth Minutes
Album Title: Far Side Virtual
Date: 2011-10-25
Genre: Utopian Virtual; MIDI Music; New Age; J...

Microflora@microflora· Jun 12

Fort Worth Japanese Garden camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #naturephotography #streetphotography #urbanphotography #unedited

a small japanese-style structure next to a tree, both lit from below by sunlight reflecting off a nearby pond

a tree trunk sprinkled with golden leaves hanging over a pond

a wooden red building with brown shingles mostly in shadow

a partly lit japanese-style building with yellow flower bushes standing over a pond

Microflora@microflora· Jun 12

more mr. nice guy@juniorhoncho.bsky.social • 2h
know how sometimes when you put two dumb dogs together they sort of create a feedback loop of encouragement to do stupid shit that they both know they're not supposed to be doing... forgot where i was going with this..... oh, right. don't let cops hang out with horses

Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social • 2h
[comic with two silly looking cartoon cats]
Ya better call the police, we got a horse emergency on our hands...
A what.
A horse emergency

Microflora@microflora· Jun 10

don't be afraid to follow me 🤗 be afraid if you don't.

clip art of "old man": hey guyes pleas follow my accounte Microflora heart emoje
the blight-bringer: OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE BLIGHT-BRINGER

Microflora@microflora· Jun 10

Fort Worth Botanic Garden camera jpeg • protected by @theglazeproject.bsky.social #photography #naturephotography #streetphotography #urbanphotography #unedited

broad green leaves backlit by the sun

a spherical light pink flower with many petals (please id in the replies if you know the species lol)

a creek reflecting trees and sky flowing past a bank of solid rock

dark magenta leaves, mostly in shadow but with a few spots lit by the sun

Microflora@microflora· May 23

the cartoonish head of a black cat with big eyes captioned "boioioioioing"

Microflora@microflora· May 12

average meal for a guy like me

a hand gripping onto a fork and knife, next to a massive soft pretzel atop a white plate