Space Deer, Space Dork

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Joe, 31, he/they Computational astrophysics researcher, planetary weather in the Optics Valley (prev. Yorkshire), camera wrangler, appreciator of lens & mirror, halide enjoyer.

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Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· 9d

At Torontos only tourist attraction

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jul 15

Reading the bottle of Dr Bronner’s in the shower:

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jul 15

We up there.

A panoramic photo of the view from the top of Wasson Peak, Saguaro National Park, facing north-west, there are mountains off in the distance, as well as a quarry a few miles from the peak.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jul 12

When you sit a friend down to watch a movie and it flops:

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jul 7

Man watching on as his car rolls down a biiiiiiig hill.

Matt Freese, USMNT goalkeeper, with his hands on top of his head as three members of the Belgian team are laughing all the way to the quarter finals.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jun 9

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jun 5

SWORDFISH (2001) Dropping the bit for a second, look at that fucking beard, are you serious, people thought this was cool?! The first half of this is so fucking edgy, it wants to be Fincher sooooo fucking bad it's crazy, then the action scenes kick in and holy shit, lmao, holy fuck.

John Travolta's fuckass beard in Swordfish (2001)

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jun 5

DUEL (1971) Damn that fucking rules, 90 minutes of a guy being harassed by the most evil and cruel of Gods creatures, the truck driver? Spielberg made movies that looked and flowed like this, _for TV_, _In 1971???_ What?!

THESE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jun 5

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES (1978) This was very stupid, saw it with a huge audience in the cinema, this made it a hundred times better.

Mayor adam west with blood on his hands, about to say "my god, I'm a tomato"

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jun 3

Every Ace Combat protagonist is completely mute, mysterious, and seemingly never takes their helmet off, this can only mean one thing:

It's not the Stig, but it is the Stig's Osean cousin!

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jun 1

THE FABELMANS (2022) Fucking hell, Spielberg man, no-one does it quite like him huh. Incredibly warm at times, but also unbelievably self-critical, a kid drawing into his obsessions as his family life is out of control? Damn, couldn't relate!

A meme of a horse looking out to sea, the text says "man"

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· Jun 1

BACKROOMS (2026) Hey this one was pretty good, just a fun lil horror thing, every now and then someone gives a bit of cash to a new director and they give you something pretty good in return, wild how that works.

PETER GRIFFIN IN THE BACKROOMS, PETER GRIFFIN IN THE BACKROOMS

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 29

DÜNYAYI KURTARAN ADAM / THE MAN WHO SAVES THE WORLD / TURKISH STAR WARS (1982) We must destroy the concept of copyright so every movie can be like this.

A Turkish copy of a DVD of the family guy episode "It's a trap!".

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 29

TWILIGHT (2008) Watch this film in the cinema, if it ever comes on in a cinema with you drop everything and watch it I am not kidding.

Peter Griffin dressed up like Dracula with a massive bulge in his pants, why am I still doing this as a bit, it's quite bad.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 29

MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001) I was sat in front of two people who had clearly never seen it before and were hooting and hollering in bewilderment, it was great, added to the film, two more watches and I think I might finally get it.

David Lynch in Family guy presenting a blue box to the dialogue in Disco Elysium that reads "I approve of this, very futuristic." (Tap on the girls kissing.)

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 19

A few years ago a friend of mine gave me the worst camera possible, an 18x18 camera with a sensor used in an optical mouse, it had a readout rate of 3 seconds per frame, only worked outdoors and needed to be hooked up to a laptop. Is this shitty enough?

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 19

GLADIATOR (2000) It’s a sports movie, it’s stupid, looks nice though.

An image in family guy where they are making fun of the movie Spartacus, I don’t respect this film enough to find a closer parallel

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 18

REDLINE (2009) C’MON LOOK AT THIS SHIT

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 17

Everything about this film is solid gold.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 11

THE THING (1982) C’monnnnn it’s the best movie ever made Kurt Russell looks insanely hot in it

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 10

Saguaro time - King Canyon Trail, Saguaro National Park - 26/04/25

A photo of two large Saguaro cactus in front of a mountain.

A black and white photo of a large, flowering saguaro cactus

A close up photo of some rather nice cholla cacti.

A lone Saguaro in focus amongst an enormous desert plain.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 9

We gotta get the big man outta cryosleep immediately.

Master chief coming out of a cryosleep tube but an image of John Brown from the mural "tragic prelude" is crudely photoshopped on top of chief's face.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 9

SNOWPIERCER (2013) Socialism, barbarism, or a very funny third thing if we can’t have socialism today.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 8

CUBE ZERO (2004) HEY WAIT THIS ONE KIND OF RULED, all of the worldbuilding is so vague yet so good, a guy got turned into soap, some guy had a chip in his brain, the ending was a little weak and its a lot less focussed than the original but goddamn if it wasn't a pretty big swing for the fences.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 8

CUBE 2: HYPERCUBE (2002) Nowhere near as good as the previous one but still fun as hell, stupid concept, guy becomes a cannibal because he’s bored.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 7

CUBE (1997) As with Event Horizon, movies from 1997 loved trapping people in an environment. This one’s great though, really tight and tense, entirely in a set-and-a-half. Really stands out in that the threat of the traps is much more prevalent, probably because there was no money for it.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 7

Holy fuck!!!

A scene in Peep show where a character is shouting "Boards of Canada!"

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 4

DRIVE (2011) A movie that solidified Ryan Gosling as "literally me", the movie that sold a thousand jackets. I love it, it's tense, beautiful to look at, the score and soundtrack are great, that man is autistic, I am sure of it.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 3

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (1976) John Carpenter was there at the moment America went full suburban paranoia and fucking ran with it. Serial killers, street gangs, satanists, aliens in the Antarctic. He did it all. Really good, tense as hell, it's clear that so many movies tried to be this and failed.

Space Deer, Space Dork@microlens· May 2

Every now and then the Disney Corporation makes a movie that asks a bunch of kids "hey wouldn’t it be cool if you could be an animal? But also like, a person? That would be fun right? An animal? That’s right! 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self )" and it ruins them forever and makes Disney trillions.