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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 (@microrave) · DIRTY

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦

@microrave

Proudly #autistic #artist from #Canada. She/her. Asexual enough to miss most innuendo but enough of a gremlin to enjoy making my own chaos.

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jun 28

Gonna miss you baby girl... 💔 Watched you grow from a teeny-weenie kitten into a sweet, intelligent young lady. My only regret is we couldn't spend more time together.

Photo of a small, grey and white cat with a pink collar and matching bell. She's laying like a loaf on my bed with a content expression.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jun 24

Here's the way she usually sleeps when she's feeling good.

Photo of a grey cat laying on her owner's lap on a messy bed. She's looking sleepily up at the camera.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Mar 23

There's an itty bitty bite mark on my lenses from this gremlin

Photo of a grey and white cat laying on her side with one paw draped over her face. One sleepy eye peeks out. Her toe beans are visible but she's not quite showing her belly.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jan 9

My crazy aunt had a bag of frozen veg ripped into the other night. Here's who she caught on her doorbell cam.

Grainy black & white photo of a small dark cat looking up at the doorbell cam. There appears to be a ripped white bag on the ground behind it.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Nov 5

Why's there always one foot that doesn't wanna stay tucked?

Photo of a pair of legs covered in a cozy sherpa blanket, except the toes on the left foot are exposed to the open air.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Oct 20

*watching couture fashion show at 4am* "overnight maxi pad with wings anyone?"

Photo of a fashion model wearing a hefty padded white dress with red handprints.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Oct 10

This tracks

Photo of an older Chuck E Cheese animatronic/costume. It has a large head and ready little eyes that stare into your soul. Uncomfortable to look at, really...

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Sep 24

Looks like my tuxedo boi with a different nose

Photo of a handsome tuxedo cat wearing a red bow tie. He's sitting on an apartment windowsill on a sunny day.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Sep 16

If u see this quote with the energy u bring to BlueSky

Photo of an astronaut beside a flag with a widely-smiling dog's head photoshopped on. It's delightfully weird and never fails to make me smile.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Sep 16

Screenshot from the movie Andre, in which 3 men sit by the window in a diner. The caption reads, "Yeah. Where the hell did summer go?"

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Sep 11

I knew I recognized him from somewhere

Turning Point USA parody of Charlie Kirk with a face shrunk to an even smaller size. The text beside him reads, "Every time you parody my content, my face shrinks. Please have mercy."

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Aug 20

Might just work!

Photo of two chickens on a plain photo backdrop. The larger stands behind the smaller, which is approximately a third of its comrade's size.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Aug 18

My autistic ass:

Meme featuring a photo of a dog staring longingly at some cupcakes on a platter held by someone offscreen. The expression can also read as the dog having seen some disturbing shit and is now experiencing a flashback.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Aug 5

Screenshot of a Tumblr post that reads as follows. Idontgiveahex says "if opposites attract why aren't hot people attracted to me", to which clevergirlhahanotactually replies "the obvious logic here is that you're hot." Ishipitlijeups replies "that's the most encouraging thing I've ever heard."

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jul 30

Not the whole puss but we found her doppelganger in an article about fat cats

Photo of a tubby tortie cat laying next to a newspaper article about fat cats. The cat in the article photo looks similar and is even in a similar position.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jul 20

She's all grown now but here's a pic of Elli when she was a baby

Overhead photo of an 8 week old grey and white kitten in a plush cat bed. She's laying in the top-right corner, looking up at the camera, and her tiny white paw is on a plush toy frog from a claw machine. It's almost as big as she is. Kinda looks like she's holding it. At this stage, she felt as soft and warm as a dryer lint ball.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jul 10

More like Toblerone & on & on & on & on & on...

Photo of an extra-long Toblerone chocolate bar that reads "Toblerone & on & on & on & on & on & on &..." held in someone's hand. A retail shelf is in the background; it's stocked with more of these long Toblerone bars.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jul 6

Image of shadow the hedgehog looking at the camera with the caption "nice cock".

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jun 21

If you see this, post an image you have saved because it made you laugh.

Screenshot of a wall-eyed Scout from Team Fortress 2.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jun 7

"Sorry, you cannot report income because you do not have a job or training program on file."

Meme depicting a visibly-distraught cat with photoshopped tears in its eyes and an open mouth.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jun 5

Took all of a minute for these to pop up

Screenshot of three blusky accounts, all named Lily, two with heart emojis who followed me not too long ago

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Jun 5

Lol

Screenshot of two of Jerry Chen's skeets. The first one reads as follows: sorry everyone I wrote a program that would appreciate me and accidentally launched 10,000 Lily bots". The second, nested underneath the first, reads as follows: though honestly if SOME people were already appreciating me maybe I wouldn't have had to turn to computers". Directly below that on the skyline is a captioned illustration of a canada goose by Effin' Birds; the goose has its neck stretched out mid-honk and text to the left reads as follows: "no one has the emotional bandwidth left for this bullshit". Beneath that skeet is one by Endless Screaming, who writes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· May 26

This is one of the best signs I've ever seen in my life

Photo of a sign so long it needs five poles to stay up, in front of a white picket fence with trees in the background. It reads as follows: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Underneath that is a pronunciation guide. It reads as follows: Llan-vire-pooll-guin-gill-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ooll-llandus-ilio-gogo-goch. I'm not even joking. It's the name of a village in Wales—the longest name on record at 50+ letters. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go ice my thumbs.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· May 24

Then woody would be like...

Photo of a Woody action figure (from Toy Story) lit only from the front, as if in firelight or by a flashlight. It's the version with the pervy looking smile. He's looking to the left.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Apr 23

#InTheMiddleOaAHeatedDebate I farted. Now everyone's united in being mad at my stinky ass instead of each other.

Image of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab with a huge mischievous grin on his face.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Apr 19

I did the thing. Everybody should do the thing.

Photo of a round sticker with a big X that says "it's our vote""c'est notre vote" on top of a page of random drawings.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Apr 16

Speedrunning Star Trek in the worst way

Image of a Ferengi from Star Trek holding something small in one hand, looking at it shocked. The caption reads: there's nothing here but worthless gold.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Apr 14

2-panel meme featuring pictures of a seagull with its head drawn back, captioned "inhale", and in the second panel, it stretches its neck out to squawk, captioned "CAN'T WAKE UP".

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Apr 13

Reskeet with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Promotional image of Austin Powers (Mike Myers), wearing his trademark velvet suit and glasses. He is standing very close to a girl in a skimpy silver dress and gogo boots. Austin has one hand on his hip and a finger over his lips. The background is an edited Union Jack.

🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦@microrave· Apr 8

Date yourself with toys that were newly available when you played with them.

Product photo of a Nintendo 64 game console with a single controller and a cartridge in the slot.

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