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midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· 9d

hmm yes interesting

Manbun McFuckwit says the words "So Russia invaded first" during his reading of the "The Ukraine War is 100% NATO's fault" script he was provided

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· 10d

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· 18d

All this is ”only in my head” and meanwhile the selfsame electorate mentioned swinging 20+ points because an 84 year old man’s staff wanted to keep getting paid is not what is actually “only in your head” (please ignore all election results after a Trump ethics scandal has broken)

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· 18d

oh shit he's preparing to look at things

"If there's a vacancy, I will LOOK at my authority as governor to make sure that we are represented as Kentuckians, and certainly I will take a strong LOOK at that section of our Kentucky Constitution," Beshear continued.

On Monday, Beshear said while McConnell's office has not directly responded to his previous letter requesting an update on his health, "his public statement offered a needed update that the people of Kentucky deserved."

"Moving forward, the Senator should show he can meaningfully engage in his elected position through interviews, videos or other means that can provide additional reassurance to our constituents," Beshear added.

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Jun 19

hey what happened to this joke

three people still posting like /b/ is the place to be a minimum of 15 years after the modal user became richard kyanka tier

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Apr 19

Madeon playing the most "HON HON HON, I'M *FRENCH!*" set I think I've ever heard from him while wearing this might actually be my favorite non-NIN set of either weekend #coachella

Hugo Pierre "Madeon" Leclercq behind the decks at Quasar at Coachella, wearing a black sleeveless undershirt under what appears to be a clear shirt

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Mar 21

my sources tell me they are actually building centrifuges directly under this intersection

center of this image is the intersection of South University Ave & South Forest Ave in Ann Arbor, MI. I am still mad about a restaurant closure on the southeast corner, specifically

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Mar 19

showing up 5 days later with a Gift

Questionable Content comic #1779, in which characters Marten and Tai continue a conversation from the previous comment about Marten's then-girlfriend Dora and how Tai would feel weird dating her if they broke up. Marten uses a euphemism for "semen" in the second panel and proceeds to spend the remaining three panels using other euphemisms, before realizing he accidentally used another in the final panel.

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Mar 5

mfw someone figured this out pretty much simultaneously with you posting this

Meteion, the embodiment of despair from FFXIV: Endwalker, thinks this is a bit on the nose

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Mar 3

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Feb 18

the sickos meme, where a man is grinning evilly outside of a window while saying "yes... ha ha ha... YES!", but the sickos label has been removed from the man's shirt

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Jan 23

at all times Above & Beyond literally just looks like two average middle-aged British dudes and their Finnish friend who wandered into their house one day, and they fuckin rule for it

Jono Grant looking remarkably like my brother but with less hair in square sunglasses, a Picture This single shirt and a black jacket; Paavo Siljamaki who I am extremely glad has been wearing his hair like this after whatever the 2010s were; and Tony McGuinness looking like he's the average 60 year old British man on a Mediterranean vacation

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Jan 13

yeehaw

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Jan 13

having fun with the alt text on these, the fact that this person cared enough to delete all of their interaction with me, and also the fact that instead of using "fucked" or "shagged" or any of the tenses of "had sex" this person said "coitus" (a term which virtually no one outside of research uses)

former channer "Tenchi Ohki" demonstrates he has literally never met any neurodivergent people in making the blanket statement that no one who has ever consensually fucked, a group that includes the apparently famously fuckless speedrunning community, has used the word "stunlocked"

also contextually: this person went nuclear on me for expecting "satire pages" to feel any level of social responsibility, proceeded to start using the british version of the r-slur so he wouldn't instantly get hit by moderation labelers, and was skeeting prolifically as recently as 2:20 AM

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Jan 13

And now he's deleting everything lmao

Ostensible Scottish leftist "Tenchi Ohki", having just spent the past hour casually throwing around English slang for the r-slur, continues to demonstrate a propensity for casual ableism shortly before he follows up multiple pleas for two people to block him (because we were apparently offended by him) by blocking us (because he was offended by us)

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Jun 21

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Jun 15

top 3

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Feb 25

yeah okay let's ask one of his actual advisers

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Feb 7

an unelected foreigner who has very close ties to a worrying number of the US's enemies could cut off funds to any number of shit that people in your family rely on, at any point, and you're still posting this libertopian "GOVERNMENT BAD AMIRITE REDDITORS" shit like grafton, NH doesn't exist

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Feb 6

>He could be the very one that helps the Democrat party rebound.

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Feb 5

probably want to support with doordash or ubereats, considering the GH data breach. (reposting because some dude freaked out in both of our mentions. attachment is his freakout in yours, with alt text.)

oh? you're using one of the FILTHY CAPITALIST APPS to send DELIVERY FOOD to PROTESTORS? you aren't going out of your way to figure out all the DC local activist groups user sacramentocloud doesn't think are ~~ungodly heresies~~ insufficiently leftist so that you can send them money instead? you fucking moron. you absolute buffoon.

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Feb 5

who was probably most recently throwing a tantrum because of this. i say most recently since them being mad has definitely been a constant thing for the last 90 days, on account of the whole "theory of change underpinning their worldview has turned out to be violently wrong" thing

user sacramentocoach types like you'd expect a right-winger pretending to be on the left to, at which point i remind myself i'm tired of people like this

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Feb 5

this sounds like a very well-adjusted individual

user sacramentocoach, who seems to be physically incapable of being aware of the irony of literally anything he's typing, skeets at me 14 times at 5 AM

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Dec 10

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Dec 9

me when it turns out the takemakers on here who have been falling over themselves for the past week to herald this as the First Shot Fired in a New Revolution are now pretty much uniformly claiming it was just a joke:

the famous meme image of the rapper Conceited, during a rap battle against Jesse James, making a facial expression that sums up to "you gotta be fucking kidding me lmao"

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Oct 31

A meme edit of the "say the line, Bart" scene from Bart Gets Famous (5x12) of the Simpsons where instead of saying "I didn't do it", Bart Simpson instead says pleizar's line, "the media likes Trump and wants him to win"

midnight jon, increasingly buff but Tired™ 💛🤍💜🖤@midnightjon· Mar 4

>young people don't learn anything from me