What’s the deal with Tom Cruise’s speech at the World Cup closing ceremony?

I miss them doing this. In a tournament full of gimmicks and sponsorships, how did they manage to omit this one?

“An Englishman, an Irishman and a Pakistani walk into a bar. What a perfect example of racial integration.”

Hydration Break.

Bronze is coming home.

But here he is (from the Goonhilly transmitter of course)

Harry SECAM

Ah well. At least Jude Bellingham can go back to presenting Countdown now.

BBC News channel having a meltdown right now. They’ve now just cut to the holding screen and music. And now to the “scheduled” relay of the buildup online stream. Will post video soon.

Let’s hope the Swiss manage one more achievement.

Suarez, there.

Hey Jude!

Hydration Break

Poirot’s Spanish teammate

Just read this on the Weekend at Bernies Wikipedia page:

Harry Kane there.

Bobb.

Darren was just on the telly again.

This refs shoulders are very 80s

Ah, shaddup Matterface.

For me, it’s the brilliant Mark Bonnar

Time for the John Terry memes?

Gland

And also every time Mukau is mentioned

Every time commentary mentions Cipenga