“your aipac is showing” ma’am your antisemitism is showing

I think there’s supposed to be a setting for auto punctuation, but I don’t see it. Did they get rid of this with Apple Intelligence? This is the opposite of intelligence.

ok ouch lol, i guess it’s good reviewers aren’t gassing up these unwanted remakes

apparently i cant add a video and photo to the same post but here’s the frame where the feed is fully visible for the first time (images pop in about a frame later than text). you can see it behind the blue background.

i never noticed before, maybe it’s new in this beta, but i can see my bluesky feed pop in before the opening animation finishes. the animation is slightly transparent and you can see the posts appear.

I get the need to monetize, but I hate when one of the monetized features is changing app icons. Luckily, I never want to change app icons.

remember this is the guy who wanted to sell citizenship for $1 million

How Democrats look turning on Platner at this point.

I’ve seen this quote attributed to Miller several times and I don’t know if he really said it, but WHOEVER made it up is an idiot. I’m pretty sure under international law ships are subject to the jurisdiction of the originating nation whose flag the ships flies. So not the US in this case.

Subaru has teamed up with blood cancer

lol imagine your username situation being such a disaster you have to have an explainer tooltip on the profile page

Instacart gives me free access to Peacock and this is how they advertise it in their account page. They don’t even say the name of the app you’re getting access to. AT&T gives me access to HBO Max through my subscription. Here’s how they advertise that. They don’t even have the current logo.

this sucks. just give the buttons normal square-ish corners or something.

what

lol you can get the old siri ui to show up by turning it off and then invoking it with the side button, but it’s completely broken. what shame, i want this version of siri back permanently.

hey quick question why was it over $4 to begin with

lol thank you

what are yall even talking about at this point

just now noticing they changed the labels on these buttons on the home screen

time to get clean on opsec baby

just did my first Mastodon post in 100 days lol

“Never talk to me or my son ever again.”

Updating VS Code (and seemingly every other piece of software)

ugh they’re cramming this ai emoji crap at the top of the emoji keyboard too. kill all this garbage with fire.

I just want this stupid thing to only be the button on the left, not both buttons put together in a single control.

I seem to remember there being fewer widget sizes here? Did they add a new widget size?

screenshots have black corners which look really bad. There’s also this setting on the keyboard settings page for “advanced dictation preview” that I think is new. it might’ve always been there with Apple Intelligence turned on, but I never turned that on so I don’t know.

It looks like they changed the design of the popups when typing and wow do they not look very good!!!!

confirmed there is now a 16 GB apple intelligence model stored on my phone that wasn’t previously there. i don’t want this. it doubles the size of the OS installation.