Mike Murphy
@mikemurph
What did you do that for?
Marty Supreme: big fan of Chalamet's intensity but it's one unholy sprawling mess. Could easily be an hour shorter.
Didn't he get in trouble for posts like this under a pseudonym on Twitter?
Has brains here not got an incurable genetic illness that would still be there in a clone?
First job at 17? Burnham already losing the 'North is my identity' vote amongst people who tell us they were 'graftin at 13'.
Regular reminder that when I worked at BBC Sport we'd often have the conversation 'what are News trying to do? They're going to kill the BBC for everyone.'
'Widdecombe is down, Farage is down, Lowe just stands there' tough week for them. Lovely stuff.
The photographer for this either knew exactly what they were doing, or is her husband.
When did LinkedIn decide it was going to be a #banter platform? Really need to address this, Burnham.
@ofmooseandmen.bsky.social Recently flew Aer Lingus, Manc-Dub-NY, lovely to see this as a promoted series on the national airline, and just about the right length for the flight.
There’s an account on TikTok where a lad, can safely assume it’s a male, drops a sausage end-first into a bowl of mash and let’s it drop one way or the other as a form of prediction. Utter tripe. Weirdly compelling. Terrible sausage, and even worse mash.
And there are still people out there who will insist Everton needed to go Dyche, when this was the other path. Now hear me out, there’s no way he’s staying there after the World Cup. No man has ever been more Everton.
It’s 10am, three weeks before the World Cup even kicks off, and I think we’ve hit saturation point already.