Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 10d Trump, pretending to
throw the tennis ball.
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 10d I (the Devil) endorse YOU trump.
Take the money, I COMMAND YOU!!
DO AS I SAY MY WILLING THRALL!!
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 10d Trump: "I JUST NEED SOME WALKIN'
AROUND MONEY!! SOME
FUCK YOU MONEY!!"
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 14d Trump is like binge watching
twenty seasons of
"Worst Roommate Ever"
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 16d Trump, you will be visited by
one thousand ghosts this Nov.
#Loser
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 17d President costume Golf costume
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 17d Trump after the midterms.
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 20d Reporter: "JIMOTHY!! Do you
know anything about
Mitch McConnell?"
Jimothy: "HEY!! I'M WALKIN HERE!!"
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 21d *Trump, waking up from nap.*
"Did dad bake a cake?"
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 22d Booing Trump makes you
feel good and it doesn't
cost anything.
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 22d Donald J. Trump
International Dimwit
of Mystery.
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· 26d I ONLY EAT STEAK & SAUERKRAUT!!
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· Jul 11 He just finished a perfect
physical. That's official
medical jargon straight from
Doctor Dumb Dumb the
book critic.
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· Jul 7 Can we pry it from your
cold dead hands now?
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· Jul 4 Currently selling crypto,
red meat & dog whistles.
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· Jul 1 Reporter: "And how will you
be fucking this up."
Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007· Jun 28 Trump has Bubba Sawyer's
face for hands.