Michael

@miketwomey

Attorney, inclined to Mets, Pitt, movies, and politics. A good diner recommendation is always welcome. Opinions are semi-frequent and just mine.

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Michael@miketwomey· Jul 15

Part of my millennial staffer healing journey is allowing myself one west wing reference every five years, see everyone in 2031.

Legal pad reading let baseball be baseball

Michael@miketwomey· Jul 14

Le pause hydratation

Man sitting at a paris cafe having a drink

Michael@miketwomey· Jun 24

Groundskeeper willie, "you just made an enemy for life"

Michael@miketwomey· May 22

Michael@miketwomey· May 21

Warned a guy that yes this is an uptown train, but its running local, and he jumped off

Michael@miketwomey· Mar 21

When you're a millennial Pitt grad and winning your bracket pool means needing Duke to beat Jamie Dixon:

Michael@miketwomey· Mar 14

It echoes six years ago. How many of us assumed there was a plan in place to manage and contain Covid?

Neera Tanden, reposted Jim Bianco @biancoresearch · 23h • Looking at Goldman Sachs Research gives a good timeline for thinking about the Strait of Hormuz * March 4, Hormuz flows would recover in 5 days. * March 9, they pushed that to 10 days * March 11, they extended it again to 21 days of very low flows before a 30- day gradual recovery. Goldman's thinking was similar to mine. On March 4th, I ASSUMED the US Military had an active plan to open the Strait. Between March 4th and March 11th, my thinking (like Goldman's) evolved when we both realized they either had the wrong plan or no plan and are currently struggling to figure out what to do.

Michael@miketwomey· Feb 5

The Norman Rockwell "freedom of speech" painting.

Michael@miketwomey· Jan 8

Wasn't my spot, but I appreciated it was still hanging on. RIP Old Oakland

Michael@miketwomey· Jan 7

Hawkeye in Endgame saying "don't give me hope", which is understandable when you think of all the people he killed like, right before this.

Michael@miketwomey· Oct 8

Chief of staff, constituent services, comms

Photo of a Kansas City Chiefs press conference with Andy Reid, Travis Kelce, and Patrick Mahomes. Reid is wearing a gray suit and red tie with a lapel pin. Kelce is wearing a camp-style short-sleeved shirt with a bird print, along with a suede cap, and Mahomes is wearing a white collared shirt, a pink checkered double-breasted vest, and a pale pink tie.

Michael@miketwomey· Sep 27

Okay #PittBS I only have room for one frustrating team at a time and the Mets are still playing. Lay it on me, what do I say here?

Asked my sibling from Butler PA if now that they have gone deep into gridiron football if they'd have an interest in Pitt and they said yes, casually. Michael what are they in for lol

*deep sigh*

Michael@miketwomey· Sep 13

🎶how bizarre🎶

Jake deGrom in a Texas Rangers uniform staring at the Mets home run apple sign

Michael@miketwomey· Sep 2

black & white picture of Jesse Winker lying in the outfield grass

Michael@miketwomey· Jul 8

Michael@miketwomey· Mar 10

No gods no

Michael@miketwomey· Feb 6

Michael@miketwomey· Jan 26

Ocean Spray has the chance to do the greatest thing ever

Michael@miketwomey· Jan 23

ME: *uninstalls facebook, tiktok, twitter* MY PHONE:

Michael@miketwomey· Jan 20

Yeah, that's enough of that.

Michael@miketwomey· Jan 19

Ok, look, it SHOULD be 1, but when I was an intern at Council, you still had to send in LS requests by fax. This was 2012!

Michael@miketwomey· Jan 3

Michael@miketwomey· Dec 3

If you see this, post a knight

Pitt basketball point guard Brandin Knight

Michael@miketwomey· Nov 18

a sample cease and desist letter, used to stop otherwise egregious conduct

Michael@miketwomey· Nov 16

DeJuan Blair (Pitt) fighting Hasheem Thabeet (UConn) for a rebound in basketball and tossing Thabeet onto the ground in the process.

Michael@miketwomey· Nov 16

Levance Fields shooting the game-winning 3 for Pitt against Duke at Madison Square Garden as the crowd looks on

Michael@miketwomey· Nov 15

Quote post this with a random image you have saved

Roc, the University of Pittsburgh mascot, facing a brick wall with his back to the camera, leaning his head against the wall as if in sadness, defeat, or genrally contemplating the futility of all things.

Michael@miketwomey· Oct 18

Me to me (lifted from twitter/mike janela):