Milkshakecub
@milkshakecub
I'm in my 40's, it's all about me.
On my way to London from Newcastle. Horny. I'm in the passenger seat. All I think is truck driver dick and farmer dick and fellow driver dick. I wish I had some dick.
"We had our own Pearl Harbor here today! Oh my God," I'm a bomb! (I hope at least one of you gets the reference from MPIGS)
My bday today... 42 years on this planet. Forever boyo, don't you dare call me Daddy 😂
Okay, you should just know that I don't do this a lot. So this is, like, a really huge deal. I want to invite you to have lunch with me every day for the rest of the week. On Wednesdays, we wear pink!
Years ago I painted this as a birthday present to my bf. I used AI to create a video and omg 😍
I felt cute before bed, thought it deserved a post. Not sure. It's not dinner time. All this beef wasted... 👀😂
Was with a heavy sinus for 4 weeks. Almost recovered now. But I need dick to fully heal. Who's available?
Been all week at home, with antibiotics, trying to recover from a nasty cold/flu virus, feeling slightly better. FML. Am I still fuckable at least?
Gym progress - ISH. Not bad for a fat thicc bear recovering from pneumonia and depression! 🥴 #iwannabeathicchimbo
4 years ago I was a full meal 🥲 Now I'm a XXL full meal with sides and a salad and a XXL full fat coke 🤣