Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear
@millymammoth
Small mammoth of a nervous disposition. Housemate of Blueberry Bear who has a nose for mischief. Retired Girlguiding mascots. Enjoys gentle adventures, geocaching, cheese, cake, scones and chocolate. Drinks a lot of beer.
Patiently waiting for our friend...or trying to be patient...
It's #InternationalBeerDay!! And what better way to celebrate than with @moleymole.bsky.social's favourite beer? #SmallBearsNeedBeer
We don't usually get perry, but Human had a recipe the needs she wanted to try. We thought it was best to carefully test it for 'quality control'. *hic* There wasn't much left for *hic* what she was *hic* cooking. #SmallMammothsLovePerry #PerryNotPearCider
'I think we got off lucky, Blueberry. It was just a sponge bath' 'Yesterday was bad enough, Milly, but now this?!' 'Human told me I had grubby tusks.' 'Shr told me that I had a grubby bum!!' *Tuts*
No no no no no!!!!!! Not B.A.T.H!!!!! #BathDay #BearsSayNoToBath
'I'm a bit worried, Blueberry.' 'It's concerning that Human came home wearing them.' 'I mean, she couldn't have...' 'I can't even....' 'She didn't...*whispers*...make these out of a bear's ears, did she?' 😱 'Please no!!!!' #BearAbuse
'Blimey, Milly, it's actually raining!' 'I'm trying to remember the last time it rained, Blueberry. We need it though. We really really need it.' #rain
Dressed as pirates to attend Piratemania, our first #geocaching Mega! We completed 5 AdLabs, and found 3/3 traditionals including one we needed a looooooong pole for as we are pretty small! We It was fun and we hope to go to another one!
Human came home with this. We were worried that this was some kind of attempt to lure us into some kind of fancy spa day, but it turns out a water main has burst. So not only are we spared any talk of B.A.T.H., we have a reason to drink beer all night! 🍻🥳🥳
It's finally cooled down enough to bake, so we made cardamom cookies. Anyone want one? #stuffiebaking
Out with Brum Beers Babs this evening. We only managed two before we had to take our useless Human home. Total lightweight that one! #SmallBearsNeedBeer
It's #TooHotToBeFurry!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵 While our Human is foolishly going to her second overheated music event in two days, we are enjoying fridge spas and freezer pack massages!
We spent the afternoon at the Colmore Row Food Festival. We had tasty jerk chicken but it was sooo busy, we thought it best to go for beer at The Wellington instead. #SmallBearsNeedBeer
Blueberry Bear here! As a Canadian Bear, I'd like to wish you a Happy Canada Day!! 🇨🇦
We didn't take a lot of photos on our Montreal adventure. We spent a lot of time in the bear bag as Human walked A LOT with her friend. Visited the Biosphere, Tour de Lévi and Vieux Montréal and said Bon St-Jean to many people. Also may have drank A LOT of beer. #SmallBearsNeedBeer
Off on the next stage of our adventure from Billy Bishop Airport. We are sad to report that the scones are quite substandard. We are clearly spoilt with @nationaltrust scones at home! #SmallBearAdventures
For reasons, we are not having a lot of adventures on this trip to Toronto, but we did manage to find two geocaches tonight, then treated ourselves to a @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social donut! #geocaching
We are very excited that our favourite tap room has reopened! Welcome back @leviathanbrewing.bsky.social! #SmallBearsNeedBeer
Our Human's admin skills have been rubbish lately. You just can't get the staff anymore. We did see @reddyteddy.bsky.social last week. We might have drunk a bit 🤭
Took Human to vote in our local elections this morning. We still think there should be #VotesForBears though. #BearsAtPollingStations
Human has a few days off and we are heading to Yorkshire. First things first - cayk at Bolsover Castle! #SmallBearAdventures
This one is now one of our absolute favourites!! #geocaching
We went on a #geocaching walk today! We would some brilliant containers. 14/14, and we found our 1700th cache today!
*Mammoth quake* 'I hate thunderstorms, Blueberry! How are we're having them already?!' 'Climate change, surely, Milly. Even if some silly Humans don't think it's real. *thunderclap* 'Any space for me in that blanket fort?' #scaredybears #scaredymammoth #thunderstorm ⛈️
We made Yorkshire Parkin this evening! Would anyone like a slice? #StuffieBaking
We spent the afternoon riding the brand new #CampHill railway line 🚉 It opened this week for the first time since 1941. We completed an AdLab and hoped to find some geocaches, but ran into a Brum Beer Bab and decided to go to PUB instead! #SmallBearAdventures #SmallBearsNeedBeer 🛤️🚉🚅🚉🚂🚂
Went for a walk in our local park this evening and the bluebells are out and the apple trees in the community orchard are starting to blossom! #spring