Miranda Rider
@mirandarider
High-class cunt from the city. www.mirandarider.com
A first-time client donated all these books to my neighborhood kids! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (I think we're good on books for a minute. 😁)
Internet Challenge: Act like you're going to give your dog a treat but offer them a vegetable instead. Miho: Did I win? Can we do it again?
I made a roast chicken and shaved brussel sprout salad for dinner and now I can't move.
One of my most favoritetist regulars brought all these books for the kids in my neighborhood! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Fun Fact: I'm an anchor baby. Go ahead and deport my ass to Germany.
The kids in my neighborhood need books. They range in age from 4 to 14. So, if you have any child/young adult books you don't need anymore, please throw them my way. Went through my library & I only have 5 books that are suitable for children. But they're good ones.
Called up my dead dog on the ouija board. She said you're a bitch.
To whomever flushed baby wipes down my $900 up-flush macerating toilet, kindly learn how to read.
I have a dog named Miho. Her nickname is: "No Personal-Space Miho." 🎵 She's going to sit on your lap, Take a long nap 🎵
SCAM ALERT! www.bdsm-ohio.com The only platform I post on is bluesky &, after domming for 25 years, I don't need to troll dating websites looking for business. Don't be fooled.
There's a loophole in the 13th amendment. In America, slave labor is outlawed, with one very important exception: the incarcerated. Being homeless in Louisiana is now illegal. Can't pay the $500 fine for not having a home? Go to prison. Get out & still don't have a home? Go to prison.
Send me a picture of your dick with an "I Voted" sticker on it, so that I know you're a good boy.
When this catsuit came off, there was a literal waterfall of perspiration & i was in the splash zone. 😂