Riot O’Vermin
@misanthropicgit
Reclusive hermit, awaiting humanity to ascend this cycle of societal immolation, mired in nostalgic detachment
“Well, the human body is roughly 60% water, so if we, the evil overlord architects of this dystopia, aren’t actively exploiting this resource by farming the poors to keep our data centers running - can we really even call ourselves ‘evil’?” -this vile piece of shit, probably
If Mad Max had a more dayglow punk vibe and took place in a swamp instead of an arid wasteland, these two siblings would be the ones running the show - under the supervision of their older brother, of course #GIJoe #Dreadnoks
“The way I see it - it’s not our jurisdiction. Some reanimated corpses, a lycanthropic mutation, a humanoid amphibian, an elderly Egyptian high priest, a Transylvanian nobleman - not a single spectral entity. Sorry to bother you folks. Have a good evening.” #Super7 #ghostbusters #universalmonsters
If you take some mod podge or elmer’s glue, dye it red with a bit of paint, drizzle and pour it out over some parchment paper and let it dry - you get some pretty nice and reusable pools of blood #GIJoe
Raijū - Kyonshii trainer of the Aka Clan, a conflicted individual with a quick temper and rage fueling his hunger for power, his attempts to unearth any personally redemptive genealogical qualities has given him a trove of secrets which could destroy Horai #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe
Kudan - enforcer of the Aka Clan, formerly ostracized from the Seichi Clan, he is a brash, conflicted individual eager to prove a maturity that has not quite fully developed #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe
Knock-Out - mysterious champion of the Sabo Clan, he nearly lost his life while fighting in the Western War, but was rebuilt with cybernetic enhancements by the Meglio Corporation #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe
Military logistics 101 - nutritional rations are as essentially vital to victory as are a steady supply of munitions #halfthebattle #Cobra #GIJoe
Fūri - mischievous henchman of the Aka Clan, he believes he is an incarnation of the legendary Monkey King, and plays the part accordingly #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe
Badger - ninja tactician of the Seichi Clan, he fights with a calculated viciousness despite the injury he sustained in the Western War #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe
Omen - clairvoyant ninja of the Aka Clan, he fights to procure a more equitable and prosperous future for all of Horai #legendsofthehiddenforce #ninja #GIJoe
Oh hell yes - we have ninjas #LegendsoftheHiddenForce have arrived #whiskeyjacktoys #GIJoe #ninjas
Shipped April 16 from Massachusetts, went to Connecticut, back to Massachusetts, lingered a week before receipt in Puerto Rico where it stayed for a week, went silent for 5 days, then Florida, Indiana and finally Midway, PA. Crazy mission I guess #GIJoe #Cobra #blackmajor