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Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Jun 18

Current iteration of said team, open to suggestions!

Iris's Pokemon Champions team featuring Banette, Slowking, Conkeldurr, Torkoal, Sylveon, and Mudsdale

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Jun 3

Happy pride

The myth of "consensual" sex

Trans: I consent
Lesbian: I consent
Cat: WHY IS EMPTY (the food bowl is not empty)

Isn't there someone you forgot to feed?

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Jun 2

Pick a selfie from your gallery and make it black and white

Lune is back, this time in black and white. Sitting in a car on her way to get food

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Jun 1

HAPPY PRIDE FRIENDS!!! SPREAD TRANS JOY IN THE FACE OF THIS SHITFUCK REGIME WE'RE LIVING IN!!

Lune sitting in a car, wearing a purple crochet bandana and cute pink cowgirl ghost earrings. You can see the top of a Chappell Roan shirt that she is wearing.

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· May 29

Oh shit I love this for my Balan deck 👀

Balan, Wandering Knight
{2}{W}{W}
Legendary Creature — Cat Knight

First strike

Balan has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it.

{1}{W}: Attach all Equipment you control to Balan.

“What weapon will you bear against one who’s mastered them all?”

3/3
Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· May 28

The correct answers 😇

About Me: Pokemon

Favorite: Cubone
2nd Favorite: Banette
Least Favorite: Cinderace
Underrated: Politoed
Overrated: Pikachu
Best Starter: Mudkip
Best Dymamax: Snorlax
Best Mega: Gengar
Best Region Variant: Paldean Whopper
Best Eeveelution: Umbreon
Would have as a pet: Skitty
Best looking Shiny: Duskull
Idk why I like this, but I do: Trubbish
Has a personal story behind it: Shiny Electrike
Very nostalgic to me: Spinarak

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· May 26

Happy 2/2 Tuesday! My personal GOAT in any typal deck with red

Taurean Mauler
{2}{R}
Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

The power of a waterfall. The fury of an avalanche. The intellect of a gale-force wind.

2/2
Illustrated by Dominick Domingo

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· May 26

Gonna be looking like my boy Despe

New Japan Pro Wrestling's El Desperado, bloodied with his mask torn and hanging on his head

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· May 20

Happy #WorldBeeDay! Remember that trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

Fan art of the Minecraft bee in the trans flag colors

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· May 13

What can i say? I love flipping coins

Krark, the Thumbless
{1}{R}
Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner’s hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy.

Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

“Double or nothing.”

2/2
Illustrated by Mathias Kollros

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Apr 23

Face reveal, wrong answers only

An edit of the famous Junji Ito frame from Uzumaki, subbing in Hatsune Mike for Azami

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Apr 16

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses Jokes on you, all pictures of me are in glasses 😎 (feat Checkers)

Lune holding her cat Checkers, he looks none too pleased with this arrangement

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Apr 9

Mods are asleep, post your favorite weird guy magic card

Pest
Token Creature — Pest

When this creature dies, you gain 1 life.

1/1
Illustrated by Ilse Gort

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Apr 8

Post a card that makes you happy - yes its new but ever since it was revealed it has brought me much joy

Lluwen, Imperfect Naturalist
{B/G}{B/G}
Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

When Lluwen enters, mill four cards, then you may put a creature or land card from among the milled cards on top of your library.

{2}{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}, {T}, Discard a land card: Create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token for each land card in your graveyard.

“I know I belong somewhere—just not here.”

1/3
Illustrated by Evyn Fong

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Mar 31

HAPPY TDOV!!! BEING TRANS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Lune is posing with her arms behind their head, showing off their MF DOOM x Gundam shirt. They are also sticking her tongue out a bit to be a little cheeky

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Mar 24

Been sitting on this selfie for a minute, but fuck it. I *am* a beautiful trans woman who loves herself and nothing will take that away from me.

Lune sitting with their leg up, resting her head on her leg. You can barely see their MF DOOM x Gundam shirt

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Mar 4

I promise I'm a good person

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Feb 23

My baby boy!

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Feb 18

Quick, the turtle spoilers have stopped. Post Phyrexians

Venser, Corpse Puppet
{U}{B}

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Wizard

Lifelink, toxic 1

Whenever you proliferate, choose one —

• If you don’t control a creature named The Hollow Sentinel, create The Hollow Sentinel, a legendary 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.

• Target artifact creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.

1/3
Illustrated by Dominik Mayer

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Jan 23

Its first strike Friday nerds!! FUCK ICE

Razorkin Needlehead {R}{R}
Creature — Human Assassin

This creature has first strike during your turn.

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this creature deals 1 damage to them.

“Stitch your eyes, stitch your skin, stitch your mouth into a grin.”

2/2
Illustrated by Riccardo Federici

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Jan 17

Prerelease time!

Lune's gamegenic deco box, a lorwyn eclipsed prerelease kit, and their playmat featuring rubber hose art saying "let's play magic together"

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Jan 3

Clara is probably your best bet for this idea!

Clara Oswald
{6}
Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Impossible Girl — If Clara Oswald is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Clara Oswald is the chosen color.

If a triggered ability of a Doctor you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

Doctor’s companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

2/6
Illustrated by Marta Nael

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Dec 7

First four commanders, though they have all gone through varying degrees of rework/take apart (can you guess who among these was taken apart?)

Shelob, Child of Ungoliant {4}{B}{G}

Legendary Creature — Spider Demon

Deathtouch, ward {2}

Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}.

Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it’s a Food artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life,” and it loses all other card types.

8/8

Yargle and Multani {3}{B}{B}{G}

Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit Elemental

“I’ve heard much about you from my daughter,” Multani rumbled. “There was a time when I’d balk at your aid, phantom, but she has shown me the merit in Urborg’s strange ways.”
“Gnshhagghkkapphribbit,” replied Yargle.

18/6

Melek, Izzet Paragon {4}{U}{R}

Legendary Creature — Weird Wizard

Play with the top card of your library revealed.

You may cast instant and sorcery spells from the top of your library.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your library, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

2/4

Megatron, Tyrant {3}{R}{W}{B}

Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot

More Than Meets the Eye {1}{R}{W}{B} (You may cast this card converted for {1}{R}{W}{B}.)

Your opponents can’t cast spells during combat.

At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, you may convert Megatron. If you do, add {C} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.

7/5

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Nov 26

It's fucking wizard Wednesday you losers

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

As long as you’ve discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell.

When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

3/3

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Oct 25

Beni is the sweetest girl and I will not be told otherwise 😤

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Oct 2

Me on the road with the bestie 🤪

A food token depicting a humanoid wrapped in spiderwebs

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Oct 2

As an occasional gruul enjoyer, this guy's a personal staple

Goblin Anarchomancer {R}{G}

Creature — Goblin Shaman

Each spell you cast that’s red or green costs {1} less to cast.

A good Gruul shaman can work a whole clan into a frenzy. A great one will wait until the enemy’s nearby.

2/2

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Sep 26

Me when most of my timeline is at #MagicconATL

Fear of Missing Out {1}{R}

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

When this creature enters, discard a card, then draw a card.

Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

2/3

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Sep 24

Saskia seems to be the only commander that fits the bill (unless there's a cool partner combo I'm overlooking) but she seems fun

Saskia the Unyielding {B}{R}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance, haste

As Saskia enters, choose a player.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.

3/4

Hex Maniac Iris 🏴🏳️‍⚧️@missarchelon· Sep 20

I really need an alter/proxy of this card as Vic Fontaine from DS9