Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans

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Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· 5d

Idk but he should be wearing more gold decorum, shouldn’t he?

Sasha Baron Cohen as The Dictator in the very same movie wearing a blue fantasy uniform with all sorts of decorum and plenty of gold while seemingly screaming at someone to his right and raising his left index finger. He’s sporting a lot of black hair and a very massive beard

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· 11d

True love at sunrise ❤️

My old chestnut gelding Baron gently touching the nose of his bay mare friend MiniMe while standing side by side with their heads over the metal gates of their paddock. It’s very early in the morning with the sun just rising in a clear sky

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jul 7

For C. who loved Sark From K. who loves C. Come sit with me. Night and Day. Forever. And one day. I love you.

A cliff path in Sark overgrown with ferns and shrubs. In the back is a line of storm beaten oak trees. In the middle is a wooden seat facing the sea. The sky is partly cloudy and the sea is slate gray.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jun 30

I can’t help myself but see some resemblance 🤷🏼‍♀️

Vigo, the evil prince who wants to rule the world from Ghostbusters 2 in his renaissance armor and his fists on his hips. All is very ochre, golden and brown. Vigo has a huge frown and a scowl like a grumpy gramp.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jun 27

Canicule hin, Heat Dome her, Hitzewelle im Kreis aber 38°C um 0:30 in meinem Schlafzimmer sind selbst mir zu viel. Ich hab den großen Propeller vors Giebelfenster gestellt, und jetzt fühle ich mich wie früher auf dem Schiff. Ich sprühe Wasser in den Wind und es ist so wunderschön.

Eine tief verschneite Landschaft, in der Himmel und Erde zu verschmelzen scheinen mit einer Reihe Bäume und Schneewehen als einzige Orientierungshilfe dienen können.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jun 15

I saw a kestrel today. It’s this time of the year when my heart gets heavy with grief. I keep thinking why I don’t find the strength to remember the days we had without that bottomless pit of losing you. Neither of you were supposed to go. But here we are. Or I am. Here I am.

A kestrel with his wings spread floating over midair photographed from below

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jun 12

David Hockney 1937 - 2026 I‘ve always dreamed of being famous so David Hockey could maybe paint a portrait of me. I adore the deceptively light, almost transparent quality of the colours and idyllic settings. Thank you for all the joy we are getting from your artwork. 🖤

Portrait Sir David Webster

An elderly gentleman dressed immaculately in a tailored dark grey 3 piece suit with a red tie and a blue handkerchief is sitting in a very modern yet classic cantilever chair in what looks almost glassy steel. In front of him an aquamarine low glass table with a vase full of red tulips. The smooth floor is light blueish green and the plain wall a light rose/lavender.
Webster has his hands in his lap and his legs not crossed. His face has a neutral and very calm expression.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jun 9

The Good Life - French edition *Julia Child voice* Bon Appétit!

White asparagus, roasted potatoes, red bell pepper and tomato plus half a roasted Roscoff onion with an hollandaise sauce and some smoked tofu shavings on a white plate (KPM Kurland)

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jun 6

Lest we forget. June 6 1944

A red poppy flower among a poppy Field in the background with its dark center in focus which is surrounded by the delicate paper like petals

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jun 4

Marjanne Satrapi 1969 - 2026 We will carry you in our hearts. 🖤

The cover of the graphic novel Persepolis shows a grown up woman rest her head on the heel of her closed hand with her eyes closed and behind her a young girl with her eyes wide open and breaking the fourth wall by looking at us. Both are modestly dressed in black. The backdrop is deep red. The writing says : Marjanne Satrapi and a little bigger Persepolis and quite small Introduced by the author.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· May 28

I love you, guys. So much. ❤️

A lemon tree in a pot wrapped in plastic for transport, a small bottle of grapefruit syrup, a jar of lemon spread and a small jar of orange jam on the trunk that’s serving as our couch table. In the back our sliding glass door opening to the patio behind a beige linen store and grey velvet heat protection curtains, the hopelessly overflowing book shelf and a small chest with my water garden tank on top

A delivery notice for the goodies and a message saying: With all our love ❤️ Da Gang

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· May 25

#TheGoodLife French Edition A balmy evening without so much as a breath of wind and it’s so quiet I can hear the cats purring and Betty snorkelling while reading the newspaper on the couch.

Four cats - ltr: Betty (tux), Rami (tab), Bailey (orange BSH) and Ciaran (dark chocolat MC)

While Betty is sitting on the first step of the red sandstone stairs the others are sitting/lying on the platform. Behind them is the driveway and a hedge and in the driveway way is a light green metallic Citroen CX Break

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· May 25

to her favourite cubby hole (there are many other crevices in the ancient beams in our house) checked it out, flew back to the little dish of water with some pebbles in it and then back to her spot was somehow touchingly familiar. So we feel very honoured that Ursula’s chosen us again for her naps.

A female European hornet on an old oak beam in a cream coloured ceiling sitting just above a rectangular hole

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· May 25

A red poppy flower on a black backdrop with the words: we remember
The poppy is in its prime just before the petals start falling off and the black stamens are fully exposed

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· May 2

Happy Birthday, my friend 💖 I’ve rarely seen you so happy ever since you know when. I’m overjoyed that you’re still here with me and now enjoying life to the fullest with your new companion. I love you so much ❤️ And yes, I’ll bring peaches, I swear!

My 27 year old chestnut gelding Baron standing on the paddock wearing his navy blue blanket. In the background a bay New Forest pony and the stables and the eaves of a house on a slightly cloudy morning after a cool night

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Apr 26

True love and Himalayan salt. ❤️

Chestnut gelding Baron licking a Himalayan salt block on the right while standing squarely to the camera and bay mare MiniMe lowering her head to look at the camera under his neck with her tongue hanging out on the right. They’re on the paddock after grazing a bit and having had their daily workout.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Apr 23

A Chapron Citroën DS convertible preferably a mid 60s model like this.

A cream coloured Citroen DS 19 Convertible from 1965 - original by Chapron with red interior standing in front of a brick wall

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Apr 12

Treats?

Bay mare MiniMe on the (our) left and chestnut gelding Baron on the (our) right on the roundpen after their daily training. MiniMe is standing a little closer to the camera and looking towards the (our) left while baron is looking straight at the camera. In the background is a shed for the tractor and another building with stables

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Apr 10

Trick or treat?

Our newest member of the herd, bay mare MiniMe with her beautiful blaze going down over her nostrils and upper lip with chestnut gelding Baron with a narrow blaze going down to just above his nostrils in the background
On the left is a red wheelbarrow with a rake and a shovel as my friend Kiki is cleaning the paddock and the box.
Both horses are trying to get treats and cuddles from Kiki and blocking the way to the wheelbarrow.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Apr 9

Left: chestnut gelding Baron
Right: bay mare MiniMe

Looking over the paddock metal bar fencing on a sunny day

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Apr 9

True love and lots of saliva - may I introduce to you the new member of the herd: Minime - 7 years young and a beautiful bay Hanover mare. Baron is 20 years her senior and they adore each other. They play together, they guard each other‘s sleep and they even share their favourite treats (pears).

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Mar 22

Beurk. Gin. Beurk. Cheers.

A tall glass with an intensely red combination of orange juice and alcohol free Campari with some French strawberries and ice.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Mar 21

It’s that time of the year again… I got my first French strawberries* today and celebrate with an alcohol free Campari. Cheers. *Merci bien, Claude ❤️

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Feb 21

Hier meine Ausführliche Replik auf dieses Statement von Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz: Nö.

Screenshot Friedrich Merz am 20.02.2026 auf X : "Wir sind die Partei der Optimisten. Wir sind die Partei der Anpacker. Wir sind die Partei des Ausgleichs der Generationen. Wir sind die Partei, die sich auf einem festen Fundament von Werten mit Freude und Optimismus der Zukunft zuwendet. Das ist die @cdu."

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Feb 7

It’s Black History Month. Let’s educate yourselves while we still can. This time next year we might very well have Praise Trump Month instead. #restistance #antifascism #SmashWhiteSupremacy #BurnPatriarchy It’s time. Resist.

A b/w photography of a Black man in a suit with a white shirt and a tie looking straight at the camera and very earnest, eta little sad. To his right is a quote: Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have"

The man is James Baldwin and he said that.

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Feb 5

Happy Betty. PS: that’s me in the background moaning something like "Dear Lord" and losing my shit. [sound UP)

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jan 21

Excellent! Basque chili basically is Piment d‘Espelette! I will go and look for some interesting tomato seeds over the weekend. Like these. Looks bizarre, taste fantastic. Tomates voyages 😻

1 whole and one halved tomato that look as if someone glued various cherry tomatoes together lying on a wooden table

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jan 21

Correction: these are plain white beans I normally use for making vegan chicken. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Doesn’t matter. It’s still good on a day like this.

A beige soup plate with a stew of white beans, potatoes, carrots, herbs and onions, a spoon and a piece of pain grillé

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jan 19

If haven’t read it yet, do it now. This book is carrying precious knowledge. Like a prophecy.

The cover of Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler showing a Black woman wearing long red dress with a matching headdress and various quotes from critics praising the book

Almost Jeanne Moreau but definitely the whole Shenanigans@missplacedathome· Jan 16

What do you need when everything’s just too fucked up and you don’t even know where to begin describing it? Good food. Homemade. Soulfood. Cajun fried enoki decidedly not chicken and air fryer fries. Homemade vegannaise. It was delicious. 🥰