outsourcing. you’re describing outsourcing.

but the internet has a long memory…

hm if only there were a real world analogy for why leashes are actually good things for security to have

this is actually the closest zohran can come to a frown.

huh

i hope these poor ladies get the help they need

seems like you could just say defibrillator

haha nice try but i know an obvious trap when i see one

nothing to see here

so frustrating when you really want a massage but the parlor isn’t open yet.

nice

sure *i* could do it right now, but i’d rather pretend that this is a collective problem that we’re all equally responsible for.

reaching into this drawer in the dark for a little game i like to call toothpaste roulette.

so you’re saying this guy is the bar for cute?

well shit i guess i’m gonna be late for work

hey! get your time zone shit together, this part of the world.

can’t figure out how to make this atm work

viral marketing for jesus love’s new album

wait but

come on people aren’t dumb enough to place test calls to…actually that’s valid good call.

woke culture out of control when i was a kid bathrooms could entertain themselves

hmm your offer of cat treats is indeed intriguing

important bulletin: grape with a butt. i repeat GRAPE WITH A BUTT.

bullshit everyone knows you’ve never talked to barron.

uh

serious newspaper

quote post with a celebrity you’ve been told you look like

i don’t think hearts work like that.

well i guess we’ll just have to take your word for it.